why is the My Cookie! thread becoming the Kill The User Above You thread? i like it. followng the trend:
i use a light sabre to chop your hands off. the heat of the blade instantly cauterizes your wounds, keeping you from bleeding out. i follow suit with your feet. then your arms. then your legs. soon you are just a torso. i drive you out to the desert and bury you up to your neck in sand, piss on your face and leave you there to die. also, i take the cookie.