So yeah, a lot of folks from other forums and social media have been making fun of my username, because it contains the word "donkey". A few of you might wonder why I chose Asseroya as my username. Well, actually "Asserřya", is a little "village" I used to live in, back when I was younger.
We had to live there because me and my family had been thrown out of the apartment we lived in. My grandpa owns his childhood house, so he told us we could live there until my mum found a new place for us to live.
My hatred for that place was and still is really strong. It was so boring living there. There were not many TV channels to choose from, all my friends lived miles away and it was in the middle of nowhere. The house we lived in was small, cold, old and it was surrounded by billions of massive trees. We had no view and I was pretty scared of the woods. It would be a paradise for a dendraphilliac, but I unfortunately was and am not.
About 5-6 years back, right after having moved out of that ditch, I had figured out that if I put a bunch pictures in Windows Movie Maker and put them together, I could make crummy "animations". I made like thousands of them, so after a while I figured that I needed a place to store them, not only because my HD started getting full, but because I wanted to share these animat-- abominations with the world. Then I discovered YouTube. It was like seeing a glimpse of heaven. Funny cats and fat ladies falling. Everything you need in your life. I was probably about 8-9 when I discovered it. After a couple months I realized that if I had an account, I could upload videos to Youtube. I wanted to become the next "TheComputerNerd1000" or "ForrestFire", I wanted to become popular.
Anyways, I tried making an account on Youtube, but I couldn't figure out how to do it; I was too stupid. I then asked my mom if she had an account I could borrow or if she could make one for me. She already had one and told me I could have it, because she didn't see any point in having it. The account was called Asseroya.
I then began uploading all the crap I had put together in WMM. I made like one video every day. My goal was to get millions of subscribers and to swim in bitches. I wanted to become one of those popular celebrities that could do drugs and party all night. I wanted to become so rich I wouldn't have to pay for anything (Rich peeps get everything for free yo). I wanted fame. (Remember that I was a brain-dead grub)
After a while, I had surprisingly managed to get 8 subscribers. I was so proud. I felt like a superstar. To celebrate this, I made a twitter-account (@Asseroya
), so that I could update my "fans" about my upcoming videos.
The years passed and I forgot about my Youtube account and my twitter.
After a while, I had started to notice that a lot of people on TV were talking about this website called Twitter. "IT'S THE BEST WEBSITE EVER" Twitter had gotten really popular. I then remembered my account and all the embarrassing videos I had put up on Youtube. I deleted all my videos and gave the account to one of my buddies. (The guy I'm making a manga with haha) I didn't want to use that account ever again. Then I got into tweeting. Tweeting was like blogging, but not really, so I thought it was cool. I tweeted about everything that was on my mind, the few things I liked and about all the things I hated.
A few years after all that I discovered FCwars, a halo warsim, after having bumped into a post on Halo Waypoint. Before I joined the page, I looked at blog entries and the forums to see what the people were like. I noticed that most of the people had cool usernames. I wanted to make myself a cool username for the page. I had to. So I named myself Asseroya. I thought that it sounded awesome and as it didn't really mean anything, it sounded even cooler. I did not realize the fact that Asseroya contains the word "donkey". It had never crossed my mind before
A while ago I googled "Roya", to see if it means anything cool. I was hoping that "Roya" meant "penetrator", "destroyer" or something like that in Russian or whatever, but what I figured out was pretty awesome, I guess.
Apparently, Roya is persian for fantasy/dream. So that means, that my username means "Butt-fantasy" or "Donkey-dream". Yup. Isn't that awesome?