You know, I came into this thread expecting some kind of absurd, lunatic theory that made no sense.
That's pretty much exactly how it panned out, too, so clearly I can see the future.
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Last edited by Clayton_n; 05-03-2014 at 05:45 PM.
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Well we can all have theories, can't we? What possible harm could they do?
So, with that here's my little "theory" about aliens, if you're interested:
Aliens mostly act indirectly through people, often in positions of authority or power, and virtually use them as avatars to conceal their true identities, or as tools to do their bidding. By manipulating the most carnal of human emotions such as greed and lust, they fabricate concepts such as religion, money, marriage and race to control mankind. In layman's terms, we are to aliens what pets are to us--objects that have been conditioned for their personal amusement.
Through people they are the Illuminati, the Freemasonry, the controller of (mostly US) elections, the media, the sleepwalkers, Mickey Mouse, Santa Claus, and the publishers of Farmville and Angry Birds. They plant ideas, intrusive thoughts, fantasies, dreams and nightmares into human minds to make them do extreme, irrational, or pointless things--again for their personal amusement no less. The usual victims tend to be persons who are frequently bored, lonely, filthy rich, or clearly have way too much time on their hands. Examples of such influenced activities include, cheese-rolling, virtual money-making, and posttraumatic wedgies in which the victim reenacts the practice onto themself in anticipation of a bully about to do the same thing to them.
...and in some cases, posting pointless things on AF, including the theory that aliens are actually harmful demons who should never be approached.
The battery in my car went flat once, and I had someone help me jump it. He connected the leads to his battery, and was about to connect the other ends to mine, when he stopped. He wasn't sure whether to connect the positive or negative side first because he was worried about the surge of power coming from the wrong end being connected first possibly causing damage to my battery.
In the Navy, we call this "Nuking it." Taking something very simple, and making it incredibly complicated. It seems that that is exactly what you've done here.
Kaleohano derailing threads everywhere he go
@Kaleohano that's a really satisfying anecdote
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