I would wake up in the home of Laura Blair wearing a Lycra mermaid tail in 8 days. The hell? What happens if I do? Will you guys come rescue me? Or would you abandon me and crack open a drink or two, pump up the music and party for all that is AF?
This pretty likely to happen:
DARIGAN IXI: Wh-Where am I? Yoko Littner? Omega? GameGeeks? DeathBlade? Anyone? * hears crickets*
YOKO LITTNER AND CO: We gonna party like its 1989, Darigan Ixis gone, yes she's gone, Now I wanna rock n roll all night, party everyday!
DARIGAN IXI: I know y'all here me!! Why ain't you lookin for me and coming to my rescue?
YOKO LITTNER AND CO: Hey, Omega bro, tell that DJ to turn up the jam even more, this is some serious celebrating. Yo, Eris, go tell the bartender to bring a fresh tray.
Y'all are having a kick@ss time up in the club and Im stuck in the home of LB ( Laura Blair) tryna figure out what tf just happened and how to get home. Would y'all really do this to me if this situation arises?
Plus I would have a mermaid tail on and that means I can't walk, so Im screwed. Would y'all at LEAST tweet about your party and post pics on Instagraso so I can see what y'all did while I was abandoned by you guys?
But I ain't gotta worry about that cuz y'all are my home skillet biscuits and won't abandon me in the home of some b*** who played a zombie back in the 60s or 70s.