Say Unexpected Things V11

[darksky967]

I've got news for ya, it's 2008!

i've got bad news for you, your calender stopped working in 2008

[Qoco]

Nah, brother-maynes. Pretty sure it is 2018.

[Yung A$$eroya]

It's 2008, dangit!

[International 4-8818]

Penis pump

[Sympathy]

Penis pump

the moment i read that i thought of the news story of a judge using a penis pump during court proceedings. the stenographer heard compression noises coming from below the judges desk and when court was adjourned they look underneath and found it.

[(_YvOnSo_)]

@horrendous

[Sympathy]

@horrendous

[The Rebel]

Okay then, at least stop PINCHING them??

[Sympathy]

Okay then, at least stop PINCHING them??

[aether]

[International 4-8818]

Aids

[kotov9syndrome]

Ask strangers for help with bizarre problems. Try asking someone randomly "what year is it?", and, when you get an answer, act surprised or worried. You can try other questions, like "what country" or even "what century", "what continent", "what planet" and "what galaxy", etc. Alternatively, you can try asking something really weird that they probably won't have an answer for, like "what section of the universe" or "what coordinates".

[(_YvOnSo_)]

[Sympathy]

Aids

Magic Johnson

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that's what i do to you in your sleep - spiderman outfit and all.

[RyuTama]

NOW FETCH ME WIL WHEATON.

[(_YvOnSo_)]

NOW FETCH ME WIL WHEATON.

[Sympathy]

oh no, my ding dong's froze!

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i wish to god some squirrel will help me!

[International 4-8818]

Closed the freezer door on my balls. Now I got blue balls- Abraham Lincoln

[The Rebel]

Hmm, the first part. Cause I get the Ooooo part just fine, LOL.

[RyuTama]

NAY. Your evil mind games won't work on me!

Omg that shirt he's wearing tho. I want.

[Anime Forum]

I have nothing unexpected to say, but Riruka looks like she saw something pretty unexpected so let her have her fun here!

[(_YvOnSo_)]

Got a friggin phone finally.

[Sympathy]

Got a friggin phone finally.

hey baby can i get your digits

[The Rebel]

I got them! It's 1(234)567-8910

[Yung A$$eroya]

"Why do girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they can't even"