I want to be kicked in the balls?

[nuclearoptioneer]

For years now there's nothing I've wanted more than to get kicked, kneed, punched, etc. in the balls by women. The problem is, I've never found a girl willing to kick me in the groin. Is there anyone else out there like me? Do any other guys like getting kicked in the nuts? Do any girls here like kicking guys where it counts?

For reference, this is what I'm referring to:

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