lol take it from me artimiss, you might think there's only one person you'd be compatible with, but it's surprising just how many people there are in the world that you can develop affection for. just be more open and more willing to conversate with the people that are already around you, and you might find one that you like.
that might be total BS though, i'm pretty stoned/drunk right now.
edit: i have a further comment:
egg toss, you carry, eat a bag, lemony, head sauce, jim carrey, in a bear, heaven pee