Friday the 13 is my kind of day

[Super Destroyer #5]

Friday the 13th is a day you most fear but it is the day I draw the most power from the darkside. I am a Super Destroyer on every day but am a god on Friday the 13th. It is a lady because the last Friday the 13th was in July of last year, there will not be another one until this September. It is the longest people can go without a Friday the 13th is 14 months, the perfect situation. I draw strength from my love for my girlfriend Pitbull #3 and there are power reserves, but do not mistake my kindness for weakness. I can still destroy you. This is the summer of your discontent because hell comes September and nobody can wake you up when September ends because you will be destroyed, they will have to mop you up with a bucket.

[darksky967]

[WBL Studios]

My kind of day is the day I wake up with a nice healthy fart to cleanse the body. Then I have french toast.

[Eris]