I was originally going to post this in the appropriate fanfiction sub-form, but I didn't because it's just that bad.
Read it Here
(WARNING: Not only will this lower your IQ, but there is also some terribly written sex scenes in this.
ACTUAL EXAMPLE: "He put his thingy in my you-know-what and we did it." So if that bothers you at all, don't read it.)
If this wasn't written by a troll, then may the Gods have mercy on all our souls.