OMG Guys I got it!!

[Femme Fatale]

The best way to find a otaku near you after many years of searching this is the best way to do it:
1. Go outside.
2. Take a deep breathe
3. Say "Mikumikumikumikumikumikumikumikumikumikumikum iku"
4. Breathe then once again "MikuMikuMikuMikuMikuMikuMikuMikuMiku"
5. Soon enough all the otakus in the area will hear you and will start chanting "Mikumikumikumikumikumikumiku" too.
6. You all march down to town square and party.
Your welcome.
Miku can be replaced with girogirogirogirogirogiro (SGT frog), natsnatsnatsnast(Fairy tail), SasSasSasSas(Naruto), ect ect

[Kumagawa]

You know, if someone started shouting that near me I would flee

[Forbichi]

If it only where that easy >_>

[nrL]

zombies?

[Femme Fatale]

zombies?

Mikumikumikumikumikumikumikumikumikumiku

[Albear]

Just tackle glomp them while saying Miku or vocaloid.

[Ranshiin]

The best way to find a otaku near you after many years of searching this is the best way to do it:
1. Go outside.
2. ...

... You lost me at #1. What's 'outside'? Otakus do that?

[DenjaX]

... You lost me at #1. What's 'outside'? Otakus do that?

Otakus can't go outside?

Shut-in =/= Otaku

[Arcky]

... You lost me at #1. What's 'outside'? Otakus do that?

Lol. Nope.

[Syndicate]

What's this "miku" you speak of and how does it record my tv shows?.

[Arcky]

What's this "miku" you speak of and how does it record my tv shows?.

[.:neuko:.]

Lol. Nope.

Exception:



Even then, that's not really going outside.

[nrL]

But it's weird. How are they going to hear you, in this age of sound-proof headphones?

[Femme Fatale]

But it's weird. How are they going to hear you, in this age of sound-proof headphones?