> Not just this minute...
Well, chat user... Me so wordy! Me so wordy! Me post text long time! You read post?
> Yeah, we might read your posts. How much?
> Fifteen paragraphs just to comment in the thread? Are you insane?!
No, no! Fifteen paragraph, each of you! Me post text long time! Me so wordy!
> Can't you scale it back a bit? I dunno, maybe five sentences each?
[Shakes head violently.] Me type-y, type-y! Me post here so much!