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    Default You know you watch too much anime when...

    You know you watch too much anime when...

    You have a pikachu in more than 3 rooms of your house.

    You've ever contemplated getting lucky at the family reunion.

    You reckognize this as a parody of Jeff Foxworthy jokes because you spend time with rednecks hoping to be abducted by aliens.


    You immediately turn to the back of any book... because you think it's the front.

    You have no furniture that is not being used to store DVDs.

    You've had to stop your DVD player to let it cool down.

    You've spoken Japanese to your parents and didn't notice.

    While watching Scooby Doo you automatically tried to turn on the subtitles.

    You sometimes have trouble remembering the word "Cartoon".

    You can't do your taxes, but in your head you can figure out your life points or how long it's going to take you to watch your anime DVDs without the credits.

    You've had a choice between a DVD and needed food and THOUGHT about it.

    You expect a fight with your spouce when the time comes to name your kid "Kagome".

    You've ever actuially gotten pissed at 4kids TV

    you pronounce it "Onegai Teacher"

    you can name more than 5 japanese words for "demon".

    You have post traumatic stress from wars involving giant robots and demons.

    You heard a Redneck joke and immediately think of the Jurai royal family.

    You've been staring at animated boobs for so long that you've not only gone blind, but now see in infrared.

    You're no longer turned on by "bikini" clad girls in showers
    You look for subtitles while watching Scooby Doo

    You KNOW Power Rangers and Beetle Borgs ripped off Voltron.
    You refer to the characters only by their Japanese names... and there is NO SUCH PERSON AS MADISON DAMN IT! It's Tomoyo!!!!
    You get beaten up daily at school because you're the one who got them to approve required uniforms
    You get beaten by a pair of women cops for repetedly suggesting that they're a couple
    Straight relationships with a non-family member no longer appeal to you
    Straight relationships with a human no longer appeal
    You've just brought home a plushie or action figure to meet your parents
    You enrole in genewtic engeneering classes for dating purposes
    Mad scientist is suddenly a legetimate career choice


    You've been struck by lightning six times for worshiping your action figures
    You know the names of anyone in the credits
    Can't sleep Ryoko will rape me, Can't sleep Ryoko will rape me, Can't sleep...
    It rains and for brief shining moment you think you've managed to sweatdrop
    You've been arrested for a fist fight you got into with a kid over the dub or original japanese information is correct
    Your parents found you with pictures of demons all over your room and sent you to catholic school... and now you're pretty sure you saw one of the teacher's eyes glowing
    You've spent thirteen hours straight looking up anime characters witht he same namwe as your favorite and compairing them
    Your friends stage an intervention... but only cause they want your tapes
    You can't figure out your taxes, but you know every card in your deck by heart
    Sleep? Isn't that an insufficient substitute for Inuyasha?
    You know who Hamtaro is and why he must die
    You know the Laws of Anime (www.abcb.com/laws/index.htm) by heart
    You've read this list http://www.issendai.com/silliness/toomuchanime.htm
    And this one: www.abcb.com/misc/latt_03.htm
    You know who's picture is at the top of that page
    You've flunked english but you and yoru friends have long conversations about bishonen hentai
    You know you've been watching too much anime when your dreams are in Japanese with subtitles. (Not me, but I know someone who swears that this happens to him on a regular basis)
    You become the avatar of an anime goddess
    You actually know the incantations for Dragon Slave, Giga Slave and Laguna Blade off by heart.
    You and a group of friends assign roles to each other so that you can recreate the series in real life (my sister and her crew actually did this)

    You sing the theme song to an anime--in perfect Japanese--while in the shower.

    Or in church, instead of the hymns. Most animes have religious overtones anyway, don't they?

    In fact, you sing them pretty much anywhere.

    You hike all the way up to the mountains just to look for crashed Saijan spaceships.

    Your action figures have action figures.

    You've haunted the anime/manga shops so many times, everybody greets you by name whenever you come in, a'la Cheers.

    You have actually constructed your own life-size Gundam.

    The Gundam actually operates.

    You actually legally change your name, preferably to that of a bishonen or bishoujo.

    You named your car the Outlaw Star and your cat Aisha.
    or...
    You named your car the Bebop, and your dog Ein.

    You buy imported games despite the price.

    The conversations between you and your friends consist solely of anime phrases.

    You've been known to glare for very long periods of time when facing your enemies/rivals.

    You actually face-fault.

    You know more about Tenchi's extended family than your own.

    You consider yourself "above" the American cartoons.

    You dress up as your favorite anime character, even when a convention is nowhere in the area.

    When you grow up, you want to be a miko.

    You actually construct a plushie in the image of your favorite character so you could huggle them all day.

    You no longer have to dye or gel your hair in order to make it look like "anime hair". By that time, it's pretty much permanent.

    When you write fan fiction, everyone is startled at just how accurate your portrayal is (I've had this happen!)

    You've actually memorized the entire transcript of one single anime.

    You learn Japanese solely for the purpose of translating.

    (and finally, because I'm running out of ideas)

    Two words: Bumper stickers.



    The older list:


    you can speak intelligently in Japanese about spirits, demons, war, death, tournaments, magic, and profoundly soppy love affairs, but the prospect of buying a movie ticket leaves you tongue-tied.
    "hai," "baka," and "hentai" come to your lips so easily that sometimes you have difficulty remembering what the English words are.
    none of your friends study Japanese, but thanks to you, they all have 50-word vocabularies.
    and if they used them in front of their moms, they'd get their mouths washed out with soap.
    you go native, to the point of buying Japanese rice in 20-pound bags and clearing all of the furniture out of your living room so you can sit on the floor.
    it's 3 am, and you and your best friend are on the brink of a fistfight over whether Ranma-chan or Ranma-kun is cuter.
    you have a Ranma outfit.
    and so does your significant other.
    you're keeping an eye on your little sister for signs of slacking off during school, making eyes at the school's only bishonen, and disappearing suspiciously often for "slumber parties," because if she becomes a magic girl, you want in on the action.
    your friends stage an intervention.
    but only because they want your tapes.
    some poor ex-mugger still hears the words "LEKKA SHINEN!" in his nightmares.
    you never bothered getting your new apartment hooked up to cable, and even Babylon 5 is a take-it-or-leave-it thing but anyone who gets in the way of your mission to get the next Slayers volume is dead.
    only, if you'd written the last sentence, you would have worded it, ``Anyone who gets in my way is Nakago.''
    you've contemplated growing your hair long so that you can put it up in dumplings.
    and you're a guy.
    you feel like less of a woman because you can't put away 5,000 calories in one sitting.
    you're despondent because your chances to become an anime heroine are completely shot--you can cook.
    you refer to 21 as "over the hill," and get more depressed the closer that day comes; you're not ready to join the forces of evil, dammit!
    it's not a bad hair day, it's a Zelgadis hair day.
    your parents draw you aside and ask you whether you're a Satanist, since all of those symbols you practice drawing in your notebooks look awfully suspicious to them.
    your kids think that cartoons are supposed to have writing at the bottom.
    -asking your mom to record the anime on TV because during that time you in school or work.



    You'll sit through an entire 4kids marathon of edited anime just because it is anime.

    You grow your hair over three feet long and then are surprised when it neither styles itself nor strangles your enemies.

    You keep trying to trick your cat into talking.

    You tried cracking concrete with any part of your body and were honestly surprised when you got hurt.

    You almost died because you thought the blood fountaining out of your body was "Just a flesh wound".

    You've been punched for pointing out how small someone's C-cup breasts were.

    You saw a girl naked and were suprised she did not resemble a Barbie Doll.

    Hey, people bought that. I'm no longer an Otalu. Since I made money I'm now classified as a dedicated researcher.

    You know you watch too much anime when...

    While watching you can't help immediately thinking of three other characters with the same voice actor and comparing them to one another.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Whenever you read something your first thought is "I could turn this into a kickass anime".

    When you, even for a split second, see an anime character talk to the audience and actually think they were talking to you.

    When watching a new episode you call out the attacks of Pokemon/Bakugan/Digimon/etc. before the trainer does... and you're right.

    You actually have to debate going to work or staying at home to watch your DVDs or play video games. And the only reason you go is to get money for more.

    Anytime you heard a song an AMV plays in your head... and you know what an AMV is.

    You're starting to wonder if you can become an anime character by dating a close family member.

    You consider killing yourself because you can cook.

    You've looked at Hentai and spent hours trying to find the girl in it, only to find out she only exists int hat one picture and not in any series.

    You've memorized all the ninja handsigns.
    http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1...3701a0dc90.jpg










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    Default Re: You know you watch too much anime when...

    Ok, at work, so havent read all of these, but some of what I have read has me chuckling. Thanks

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    Default Re: You know you watch too much anime when...

    I don't have a DVD player... anymore. I have Blu-ray.

    That was all.

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    Default Re: You know you watch too much anime when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Clayton_n View Post
    Your action figures have action figures.
    Ha ha, one of them does!!

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    Default Re: You know you watch too much anime when...

    Guess I still don't watch too much anime (yet) xD


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    "Imagination is more important than knowledge."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Forbuki View Post
    I don't have a DVD player... anymore. I have Blu-ray.

    That was all.
    Don't most people have blue ray now? And I'm pretty sure I've done at least half of that list...
    Last edited by The Ace RailGun; 07-10-2012 at 06:35 PM.

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    Default Re: You know you watch too much anime when...

    You look for speed lines when you run away.

    You turn chibi when you think your being cute.

    You seen that many anime boobs that when you see real ones you cant believe they are in 3D

    You think that acting just like 'L' (death note) you will instantly be more intelligent. (I personally know somebody like this)

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    Default Re: You know you watch too much anime when...

    Quote Originally Posted by AnimeTrek View Post
    Don't most people have blue ray now? And I'm pretty sure I've done at least half of that list...
    Doesn't sound very plausible to me because some just don't make sense, i mean:

    You tried cracking concrete with any part of your body and were honestly surprised when you got hurt.

    You almost died because you thought the blood fountaining out of your body was "Just a flesh wound".


    Who are we? Monkey D Luffy?

    There are some that sound like... atleast plausible like:

    While watching you can't help immediately thinking of three other characters with the same voice actor and comparing them to one another.

    And not like :


    You have actually constructed your own life-size Gundam.

    The Gundam actually operates.

    You actually legally change your name, preferably to that of a bishonen or bishoujo.

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    Default Re: You know you watch too much anime when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Forbuki View Post
    Doesn't sound very plausible to me because some just don't make sense, i mean:

    You tried cracking concrete with any part of your body and were honestly surprised when you got hurt.

    You almost died because you thought the blood fountaining out of your body was "Just a flesh wound".


    Who are we? Monkey D Luffy?

    There are some that sound like... atleast plausible like:

    While watching you can't help immediately thinking of three other characters with the same voice actor and comparing them to one another.

    And not like :


    You have actually constructed your own life-size Gundam.

    The Gundam actually operates.

    You actually legally change your name, preferably to that of a bishonen or bishoujo.
    I'm talking about the plausible stuff...and I agree about the impossible or implausible stuff like making a working Gundum but I've still done most of the stuff a normal otaku has

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    Default Re: You know you watch too much anime when...

    This was all VERY funny lol but I didn't understand the "rain and sweatdrop" joke

    ---------- Post added at 08:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:28 PM ----------

    Also here is my own law for anime:

    Sword beats Gun ALWAYS!
    Last edited by Ayu 「あゆ」; 07-10-2012 at 08:45 PM.

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    you know you watch too much anime when you make a threads like this.
    Kaleohano derailing threads everywhere he go
    Sit back some time and simply ask yourself, [Link]->"Do you even lift, bro?"<-[Link]

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    Default Re: You know you watch too much anime when...

    "you can speak intelligently in Japanese about spirits, demons, war, death, tournaments, magic, and profoundly soppy love affairs, but the prospect of buying a movie ticket leaves you tongue-tied.
    "hai," "baka," and "hentai" come to your lips so easily that sometimes you have difficulty remembering what the English words are.
    none of your friends study Japanese, but thanks to you, they all have 50-word vocabularies.
    Anytime you hear a song an AMV plays in your head you can see the AMV in your head... and you know what an AMV is."

    Ok so these four things happen to me quite often and I do have a friend who is slowly picking up japanese form me (although I'm trying to convince her to study it with me)...Mabey I should lay off the Anime for a while

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    You know you watch too much anime when you don't use mouse pad without boobs.

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    De-Otakunize
    Twelve-step program: How to De-Otakunize Yourself

    1.) Admit that you have a problem. The best way to do this is to compare your storage space (dwindling due to acquisition of anime-related merchandise) and your account balance (dwindling due to acquisition of anime-related merchandise).

    2.) Confront your problem in the most horrible way possible. In this case, have a soon-to-be-ex-friend strap you into a chair, and put the little eyelid thingies (from _A Clockwork Orange_) on you so you can't escape, then start the 72-hour Streamline dub marathon and leave.

    3.) Remove the offending material--out of sight, out of mind. Tear down all lifesize Belldandy posters. Melt your prized Kiki cels into new and interesting sculpture. Record over your pristine collection of S-VHS 1950s giant robot shows, preferably with something like "Family Matters". Use your laserdisc collection to play Frisbee Catch with the Great Dane in your backyard.

    4.) Shun (isn't that Mitaka-coach's name?) all those who would lead you into temptation. If you catch a glimpse of anything animated, do penance by watching old episodes of "Saved By The Bell".

    5.) Denounce the culture and nation which brought you anime. Watch Saban's "VR Troopers" or "Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad" to remind yourself how evil Japan is.

    6.) Burn that used sailor fuku you acquired a while back, you ecchi.

    7.) Learn Sanskrit to drive all acquired syllables of Japanese from your brain.

    8.) Renounce Inoue Kikuko, and turn in your honorary Hitoshi Doi badge.

    9.) When someone says "convention", force yourself to think of large gatherings of boring people in suits selling kitchen appliances.

    10.) Rename all of your pets. We KNOW they're named after anime characters. For the truly far gone, rename all of your children as well.

    11.) Move. Do not give forwarding addresses to friends, associates, or AnimEigo.

    12.) Drop off the Internet. It will only lead you to such catastrophes as IRC or AnimeMUCK! Become a hermit. Grow old in solitude. Die.

    Of course, there is no guarantee that all of this will work for you.



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    you know you've watched too much anime when everything you do reminds you of a anime you've seen
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    when you watch an amv and think to yourself that they are missing the best parts
    you have had a marathon on new years eve by-yourself watching 12 continous hours of anime and weren't depressed that no one invited you to their party cause you saw some awesome characters dancing... don't ask the anime that's a true story
    you've had a dream with one your least favorite villian and then a super hero came along... i played soccer with tomoyo and his sidekick in a dream once
    you feel the need to protect civilians from vampires zombies hollows and such
    you translate the language of the anime yourself during a language class at school where the language in class wasn't what your supposed to learn and then when it's time to present sing the theme song to your current anime or rather make a vid with well it was spanish at the time so i included eng span under japanese and then get laughed at only to see half the class get bloody noses for some reason
    you fight evil forces or rather block them from entering your core yet are aware of most of their moves
    you roam around past midnight wondering what is going to happen in the next episode
    have watched over 6 different genres of anime then realized they all have the same elements
    and u like this amv

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    You can't listen to music without picturing an AMV to go with it.

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    Although I have not read (it is too long, ha ha), but really fun.
    You are a genius poet. .

    ---------- Post added at 10:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:28 PM ----------

    虽然我没有读完全文(它太长了,哈哈),但是真的很好玩。
    你是一个天才诗人。。

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    Default Re: You know you watch too much anime when...

    I only qualify for about half of that---yet my friends say I am the most anime obsessed of them all.Actually,more than they know.They only read doujinshis because I suggested them.And none of them collect fanart like I do.I am workong on a tablet now,and have used almost half of the memory on faart and anime character songs.But,all I qualify for on that list is a let a Japanses word slip occasionally,I always like of AMVs when I hear sondgs,and when I read anything I imagine the anime verson.I guess if you inculded everything,the list would go on forever...
    I wen poof for awhile, huh? Sorry, I guess I just kinda...dropped off. School started.

    When now I'm back, have more anime under my belt, and am ready to join you all again.

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    When you fit your group of friends into a group in an anime like Lucky Star or Azumanga Daioh.

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    I've had a dream one time where me and my friend were in an anime together. Sadly I forgot how it went...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayu 「あゆ」 View Post
    I've had a dream one time where me and my friend were in an anime together. Sadly I forgot how it went...
    It happens all the time with my dreams


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    When you try to turn your friends onto anime so they'll "stop staring at me like that"

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    Default Re: You know you watch too much anime when...

    When people who don't watch any anime can't speak with you more than 2 minutes... And if they try you think that it's boring

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