BREAKING: Dr. Evil To Become A Father!

[Dr. Evil]

Yes, the headline is correct! I am going to be a dad! My girlfriend told me just a while ago that she is pregnant! I'm extremely happy and very scared. I am not trying to gain attention, I just wanted to share the news with my fellow AF members! So, if there are any parents on AF, could you maybe give me some advice???

MFW:

[Chigumi]

My advice as a logical thinking non parent: Be sure you have a whole lot of money!

[Dr. Evil]

My advice as a logical thinking non parent: Be sure you have a whole lot of money!

I have about 2,000 in the bank just saved up over time to buy a new car. Obviously, this is now not the money's purpose. lol

[X e Y U Z i O]

I thought you were Dr. McDoom for a while... anyways good luck with that!

[Rainbow Crash]

Is it me or is everyone getting pregnant right now? 1 best friend and 3 x-classmates are currently about to have kids.. Another distant friend had hers not too long ago.

I don't know if it's just the age or what. But even now I think it's too young @_@ But best of luck to ya man.

[animeyay]

Your age is a bit too young in my opinion to have kids, but I wish you the best~

[Syaoran]

Put your kid in a cooking pot and take pictures! Just kidding of course. Have fun with a screaming bundle of 'joy'.

[Mαrble]

...could you maybe give me some advice???

Limit your kids to two so you won't contribute to overpopulation.

[Dr. Evil]

Limit your kids to two so you won't contribute to overpopulation.

I was only planning on two in my lifetime anyway. And they will be no less than 4 years apart.

[Albear]

Think up of names if you haven't already.
And congratulations.

[OminousCloud]

Props if you name your kid after me =D

[Feferi]

Have a lot of patience and love for your baby. :3 Congratulations!!

[CrimsonMoon]

Congratulations on your soon-to-be bundle of joy. Build up on your patience a lot because you're going to need it.

[DeathBlade/13.666]

Congrats, my man. Are we gonna be allowed to pick/help pick the baby's first username? ;P

[AshureeChan]

I don't think 20 is too young.... 15...16...17... now THAT is too young for a baby lol

anyway, my best friend has a baby so from what "LITTLE" knowledge I have... diapers are expensive, you won't get much sleep. Once they hit 1 year they aren't near as annoying... I don't know what to do with babies I hate doing baby talk xD

Sooo, all-in-all good luck I pray you don't lose your sanity :P

[Kaleohano]

If its a boy, name it Eduardo Santamaria
if its a girl, name it Eduardo Santamaria
If its an alien mutant monster thats a mix between Predator and Arnold Schwartzenegger, name it Eduardo Santamaria!

congrats though, hope the little mutant mongoloid works out for you. good luck!

[Dr. Evil]

A few of these posts made me laugh extremely hard. We do have names picked out, though.

Boy: John Thomas (after my late Uncle Johnny who passed in late 2011)
Girl: Either Zoey Dina (for my step mother Dina. She always wanted a little girl named Zoey but was never able to have kids) Or RoseMarie Elizabeth.
Alien Mutant: Eduardo Santamaria xD

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Put your kid in a cooking pot and take pictures! Just kidding of course. Have fun with a screaming bundle of 'joy'.

[Eris]

Sucks to be you.

[Femme Fatale]

Marry your girlfriend. Good luck maaannn!

[Dr. Evil]

Marry your girlfriend...

We've talked about it once or twice. We don't wanna marry just because of a kid though.

[Femme Fatale]

We've talked about it once or twice. We don't wanna marry just because of a kid though.

FOOL! tsk tsk

[Eris]

FOOL! tsk tsk

Not getting married has it's benefits. He can call his kid bastard all day long, without misusing the term.

[Femme Fatale]

Not getting married has it's benefits. He can call his kid bastard all day long, without misusing the term.

It's not funny.

[Dr. Evil]

Not getting married has it's benefits. He can call his kid bastard all day long, without misusing the term.

I grew up without my dad...so yeah, not happening.

[sunnyside]

So, if there are any parents on AF

Actually I recently found out that Momoka and Nephthys have kids. Maybe we should start a group.

I'm not quite sure what advice to give. If you aren't even going to live together than you're really in an entirely different situation. I guess if she's on her own, and if applicable, help with the food stamp or other welfare paperwork since she'll feel overwhelmed?

As for her, breastfeeding is great for the baby and mom (It's literally sucking calories out of her and aparently their bodies start pumping out happy drug chemicals, I think that's about the one thing she liked about that stage ). A "boppy" can be a huge help. My wife thought they seemed silly and wasn't going to get one, but a wise aunt gave her one and they're a real backsaver.