A thread to basically come up with funny things that you wouldn't expect to hear over a tannoy system.
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A thread to basically come up with funny things that you wouldn't expect to hear over a tannoy system.
lucky star opening
Me too not the opening
I don't even know what "tannoy" is... OTL
SameOriginally Posted by Mαrvel:2692152
Also lucky star opening is good... Until you hear it countless times
A tannoy system is the thing in shops etc where someone talks to customers or asks for assistance at the checkouts etc
Why is lucky star so hated? It's a good anime
Plus here's what I was kinda hoping someone would put so I'll use it as an example
Only you can hear this
mmm..
"Would the owner of the Coca-Cola can in the front please move it, cars are trying to move, thank you."
idk lololol
The third eye of love♥ Koishi Komeiji ♥ Closed eyes of love
Let us seek that side.
(´・ω・`)ノコンチャ!
Clean up on aisle ____
"Attention, there is absolutely no cause for alarm."
"dude your user name is B.A! props! sounds like a stoner metal band *loves stoner metal*...i might steal it >.>"
-RaShayRitto
At a superstore: "Staff announcement to all (crunch... crunch...) customers: Due to the fact that (crunch... crunch...) we do not support gay rights, we will no longer be (crunch... crunch...) selling Oreos."
Will that fat bastard who thinks he is disabled due to being severely overweight give the Hover-Round to someone who needs it? Thanks. You could use the exercise anyway.
My friend Chris got fired for saying this at his job at Walmart. The bosses were not amused. I was in the store and had to lean on the freezer because I was laughing so hard.
A man groaning and a sheep neighing in the background.
If I was the boss I would have given him a promotion, not least for making me laugh so hard! XD
On an airplane: "Ladies and gentlemen, in the highly unlikely event of loss of power on all four engines, then in all probability, we'll go into the ground like a f**k**g dart! You won't be screaming; you'll be trying to get the seat in front of you out of your mouth. We would be obliged if you wear your life jacket on the way down. This will do you no good at all -- but when archaeologists find you... in 200 years, they'll think there was a river here." (Courtesy of Billy Connolly from "Billy Connolly: Live in New York".)
Last edited by .:neuko:.; 07-22-2012 at 11:25 PM.
In one shopping centre that was located by Tallinn airport it was said:
"Attention, all customers! Due to the traffic jams in nearby airport we would ask all of you to clear the carpark of your cars. There will be an Oslo-Tallinn plane landing in our carpark in 30 minutes."
Another one in same place:
" Due to high demand and the starting touristseason we are happy to announce that our luggage cupboards are now available for sleeping through the night with no extra charge"
Need i say it was 1st of April? Lol, i hope everyone remembered it and didnt go to clear up the carpark (haha).
I didnt have a car, i was due to board plane soon:P
Must love the AncientTechReborn's Dubstep and other apps
AnientTechReborn FTW!
Always sunny day where i am
Would the owner of the burning car please remove it from the entrance as it is a fire hazard
Store will close in 15 minutes... due to AIDS
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