Most awkward moments and how you escaped

[Derrick Remon]

Hey there. I was thinking about how awkward moments occur (Silence, or touching another person's hand that you like, etc.) and what people do about them.

Well, one of my most awkward moments was at a swimming pool that belonged to my friend. Now let me tell you when I say swimming pool, I mean underground, huger three diving boards, little shack with a grill and fridge, paradise.

Anyways, when I was at the swimming pool I saw this girl I really liked and I wanted to try to talk to her. So I walked up to her from behind, being the cool and charming guy I am, was going to tap on her shoulder from behind and flirt with her. Well, it was her sister who looks exactly like her but one year older.

I winked at her, not knowing before I got a full look at her face because she was wearing sunglasses. Well, my life basically obtained the worse luck ever, because she started yelling at me calling me a pig. Her sister was looking at me with her friends and I didn't know what to do.

I couldn't talk to this girl because she was just so loud and irritating. What did I do you ask? I threw her in the pool. Yes, you saw it right.

Luckily the girl I liked watching laughed and I got away with looking like the biggest lame-o in the world.

[Flah Blah]

The most awkward I had was when I was standing over my victim's body and he asked me if killing him for a Klondike bar was worth it. Having my true motives revealed was needless to say...quite embarrassing.

[DragonSoul]

Well i walked into Ronald McDonald eatting burger king and he looked at me and walked up to me and said " You aint seen nothing" Hand's me a cupon for Mcdonalds and he leaves

[Sadrith]

When I was in preschool I stood up after someone pissed me off and yelled F**K!

[Jack Frost]

Well, one of the awkward moments was when a group of friends and I were walking back to his house after getting some McDonalds to go. Well, it started raining pretty hard so we wanted to get shelter quick. The closest place was an Arby's, so we walked in and sat down. The moment we sat down, the Arby's manager came and rudely kicked us out back into the rain because we weren't allowed to have other fast food in there /:

[Sadrith]

Another time was when my brother's ex was being a lady and she attacked me and I accidentally fondled her. I never lived it down until they broke up.

[Mαrble]

I don't escape awkward moments. Whenever I encounter an awkward moment, I giggle in my thoughts... xD

Mostly conversations anyway.

[bardabe]

mom walked in on me and my ex fooling around, it's been almost 4 years, still can't look at my mom in the eye....

[Aleyna]

The most awkward moment was when a guy told me to slap him in the face when we were making out. He was serious, too.

[Totes Kawaii]

problem+caremell dancin= solution

[ms.Purdy]

my bffs brother was 14 and i was 15 and i looked more than expected he try to charm and when he gave me a rose i kissed his cheek an then his gf came he wanted me to give it to her i felt sooo stupid then he whisperd in my ear nice boobs akward

[Kaleohano]

I don't think my most awkward situation is appropriate for this forum. I'll tell if at least 2 people ask though lol.

Amongst appropriate situations
This is the view when you try to look through the rear window of my car. I can only see whats behind me with my mirrors. This leaves me with a ridiculously large blind spot behind my car. While backing out of a parking spot (VERY slowly), i hit a lady on crutches and she fell over.... I helped her up and explained the problem with my car. Surprisingly (and fortunately), she was very understanding and said her son was the exact same and when she looked at the system, she asked for a demo. All is well that ends well! lol

[darkrider21]

while doing situps in pe i farted. i cant realey rember how i got out of it

[Kaleohano]

while doing situps in pe i farted. i cant realey rember how i got out of it

ha!ha!ha! that was funny. I did that once too. I got out of it by never stopping and screaming POWEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!! My teacher just about died laughing.

[Syndicate]

Hmm,
during P.E in 8Th grade we were doing toe touches and the girl in front of me had a nice butt.. and i happened too make eye contact when she looked back .. then she gave me a scary look.. so i randomly had too yell too the teacher i had too pee pretending like i was looking at him...>.>

>.< Saved my life that day

I know almost everyone's done that >.>

[Xanfiore]

When I called out the wrong person on my way on. I thought it was a friend of mine so I taunt him as usual but I mistook his younger bro instead o_o
Luckily, there were people behind me so I took me chance to just run passed him

[Megamind's Minion]

Chatting with somebody I chanced to met by in the mall...
Only to realize that I called him a different name when he left...
Agh...