Take the CHICKEN!

[SakuraKiss13]

This is a forum game ^^
thread stolen XD

so this is how it goes.. I basically have a chicken (because I started this thread) and all you have to do is steal or take it away from me. once you have taken it.. the next poster shall take it away from you and so on.. and of course state it that you have the chicken. important rule: please be witty about it! XD

TRIAL:

Person 1: I have the chicken
Person 2: I threw a pokeball containing Pikachu. Pikachu use THUNDER VOLT!
I have the chicken now.
Person 3: Summons a horde of Unicorns to attack *Person 2*. I have the chicken.

Please do enjoy ^^

LET'S START:

I have the chicken.

[Rozenberg]

Rozenberg snipes @SakuraKiss13 using Solothurn S-18/1000
a HEADSHOT !
the chicken is with meh now ~

*why a chicken!?

[SakuraKiss13]

Well.. It's the same as where I stole the thread. XD

Uses a nearby hand clock and hypnotizes him

I have the chicken

[OtakuInu!!!]

*pilots a Mobile Suit shoots you then take the chicken*

I haz teh chicken nao.

[Rozenberg]

sasenai !!!!
detective Conan Edogawa turns his power shoes on and SHOOT !!!


I hafta chicken~

[Kaleohano]

I play Chuck Norris

Your statement is now void.

I have the Chicken

[Rozenberg]

what a tough enemy !
then I have no choice !!!


I take da' chicken ~ ~ ~

[Kaleohano]

damn!
Look! A Distraction!

*steals chicken*

I have das Chicken!

[Rozenberg]

let's do a high five !!


your hands were occupied

run chicken run !!! and so I catch it

[Kaleohano]

devious bastard!

Secret karate incapacitation move #4
"Kikya'n'daNuhTs!"


*Lazily picks up chicken*

Ze Chicken ist mein!

[Rozenberg]

oh no you won't pick that up !!!
counter kick !


jetzt le Chicken ist mein

[Kaleohano]

Hows an elbow to the face feel!?


Und das Chicken gehoert Mir!

[Rozenberg]

you can't that the chicken! grawr !


Rozenberg's Chicken use Break-Straight-Through-Window-and-Beat-dat-Guy combo

how'd you like this?

btw the chicken is in my control now

[Kaleohano]

i work for KFC.


the chicken will do as i command! I know where its family lives.
Now stay here before i unleash peter upon you!


Control of the Chicken remains with me.

[Rozenberg]

I've gathered people to fight against you !
'sup col. Sanders ~


fight fire with fire


and the chicken was saved from the hand of devil

[Kaleohano]

Haha like i car about protesters


This battle ends now!


ist mein Chicken now!

[OtakuInu!!!]

*uses the Sharingan to take the chicken*

DA CHIKEN IS MOIN!

[Kaleohano]

The chicken is mines!

[Rozenberg]

I have no idea what am I doing, but...
yo wazzap!


then you were distracted
so you-know-who who got the chicken now

[Kaleohano]

Take some puppies!


Thou falls't for thy own trickery!

Thine chicken its Mine!

[Rozenberg]

then I'll use cats
and yes you can't harm a cat


yes sir, you are exploding


Chicken ga moratta zo !!!

[Kaleohano]

If cuteness and cats be your weapon of choice, then i shall crank up the dial to supremenessism!
BEHOLD!!!

Your eyes will never leave this picture!

Das Hanchien gehoert zu mir!

[Rozenberg]

animal exchange !
FAIYAAAA~ !!!

cats are afraid of dogs

mein Hund fängt das Hanchien

[Kaleohano]

And dogs are afraid of Pandas!

My Pandog Retrieves the Chicken!

Das ist scheisse! ich kann kein umlaud schreiben!

[Rozenberg]

take that chicken and run !


yes, catch 'em if you can

chicken is in my backpack