Pirate ninja or Zombie sasquatch?

[luz~]

Which would you rather be?
A pirate ninja or a Zombie sasquatch?
I prefer Pirate ninja because pirates are cool and ninjas are awesome.

[Nion]

Can I be both? jk, I want to be a zombie sasquatch, the two words sound fun.

[Explorer Oak]

Pirate ninja, just becuse of the ninja part. Pirates are only cool to me on zelda games. :3

[Datenshi]

Factually speaking, a pirate-ninja would probably have looked something like this:

[Haloguy13]

Pirate ninja

[Kaleohano]

Zombie Sasquatch. cuz no one picked him lol

[~*Red*~]

Definitely a pirate ninja all the way for me

[Eris]

Wait a minute! This doesn't add up! There are no pirate ninjas. Pirates and ninjas are fierce rivals, like cats and dogs; or cavemen and astronauts! This question is a fraud! Nobody will ever be either of the options!

[Kaleohano]

Wait a minute! This doesn't add up! There are no pirate ninjas. Pirates and ninjas are fierce rivals, like cats and dogs; or cavemen and astronauts! This question is a fraud! Nobody will ever be either of the options!

and what about zombie Sasquatch?

[ZombieWolf2508]

Neither, for I choose Zombie Wolf.

Also, I agree with Eris. Pirates and Ninjas are mortal enemies and would never mate, for it would be a contradiction and a crime against the internet. And unless you're a Starburst, you're not allowed to be a contradiction. So moo.

[CrimsonMoon]

and what about zombie Sasquatch?

I know zombie and I know sasquatch, but if the combine, they're just gross, although zombie sasquatch is legitimate. :s

Also, I agree with Eris. Pirates and Ninjas are mortal enemies and would never mate, for it would be a contradiction and a crime against the internet. And unless you're a Starburst, you're not allowed to be a contradiction. So moo.

True this, I agree.

I'd be a ninja, then.

[Bamboobowl]

Zombie Sasquatch. Basically, I want to be an un-dead Sam Winchester. Haa

[luz~]

I don't think the point of the thread was to be true to logic or reality. :3 Ty~

[Albear]

Pirate Ninja because I like the ocean, pirate ships, swashbuckling, being sneaky, katon gokyaku no jutsu.