I wish... not!

[Executioner]

Granted but the stake had bse (mad cow disease) and you go mad...........looks like another one for the loony bin.

I wish for a Mega Track (its not what it sounds like)

[Road]

Granted...*a Mega track comes falling from the sky out of nowhere smashing on the ground before you even are able to admire the beauty of it!*

I wish for a waterbed!

[moogoesthecow5]

You get a waterbed! Unfortually it can only withstand 12 lbs, and it breaks as soon as you sit on it.

I wish my teacher would give me less homework!

[CrimsonMoon]

You wish, teachers are evil, so you will have more and more pile of homework. :x

I wish I can go to amusement park.

[Bamboobowl]

Wish granted! But when you arrive, all the cool rides are closed due to malfunctions and so you can only ride the teacups. The kid next to you ends up puking everywhere!

I wish I was back in the 1970's...

[Road]

You go back to the 1970's yet you are in Antartica cold... and alone...

I wish my car would stop breaking.

[SakuraKiss13]

Wish Granted but your car got stolen

I wish I can sing like a pro

[RyuTama]

Wish granted, but as soon as your skills become famous, a horde of jealous, rabid Justin Bieber/Jonas Brothers/etc fangirls begin to relentlessly egg your house and/or car. That stuff wreaks havoc on paintjobs, I tell you.

I wish to become the very best, like no one ever was.

[Road]

You beat the elite four and capture all dah pokemans yet right as you start to revel in all your glory a super giant Snorelax falls from the sky crushing you and you are paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life!

I wish I had the power to read minds!

[SakuraKiss13]

Wish granted however you always read dirty minds

I wish I can ace math quizzes.

[Executioner]

Granted but everyone else aces math quizzes aswell and but you cheat and copy all the answers and get your head torn off in the process by the teachers/professers.

I wish for a caterham 7 fireblade 2009 version

[Road]

You know you are lucky that i know of cars.. yet you kinda kill the thread with your wishes xD

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! yet additionally the car has wings! You start to fly into the air due to the lightweight of the car and crash into a tree destroying the car.

I wish for a peaceful day at work tomorrow!

[Executioner]

Granted but you have a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng road ahead of you and you get fired so you just have to work 1 minute.

I wish Shinato-King Of A Higher Plain

[Road]

No idea what that is... but you got it! but before your eyes it bursts into flame due to spontaneous combustion!

I wish for a vacation in Alaska in the summertime

[Rozenberg]

Alaska is invaded by aliens

I wish christmas is near

[Executioner]

granted but its near your EXECUTION DATE LOL

I wish I had more positive post's on this site

[Rozenberg]

unfortunately you are banned

I wish to live in a glorious country

[Executioner]

Granted but forenigerners get executed.

I wish for thatguyslater to become a mod

[Road]

Granted yet as soon as he is promoted you are insta banned with no appeal on your IP address.

I wish for less stupid people in the world.

[Executioner]

Granted but you become the stupid-donkey (donkey) of the world

I wish for a tripple negitive ionic nuclure bond fused with mendelivium to fuel the world

[Cantelope]

Granted yet as soon as he is promoted you are insta banned with no appeal on your IP address.

I wish for less stupid people in the world.

You're randomly smitten by lightning and you die. Wish granted (technically).

I wish this wish has no detrimental consequences.

[Road]

Granted yet that's all you get for your wish =P

I wish for a WACOM Cintiq 24"

[Rozenberg]

I do want one of that WACOM, so I'll kill you after you buy it xD

I wish that time go slower

[SakuraKiss13]

Then everything was too slow-mo.

I wish I can see real snow

[Rozenberg]

I wish for it too, but global warming ruins your expectation

I wish that I can grow taller