The idea of this thread is thus...
Make a wish and hope it comes true, and the next person has to grant it yet with a twist! You must make it come true yet ruin it in the funniest way possible!
Example:i wish for the prettiest pony in the world!
Next poster: Yet your pony turns out to be really mean and KICKS YOU WHENEVER YOU COME WITHIN EYESIGHT OF IT!
Like that! DONT FORGET! USE YOUR IMAGINATION!
I wish i had a lightsabre!