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I live by the Bro Code.
Thus, i'd have to go with a bro.
Heres why.
Bro Code:
Article 2: A bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it
Example: Had Butch Cassidy come charging out of the cabin alone people would have been like, “Dude, come one”.
Article 4 : A Bro never divulges the existance of The Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred doucment not to be shared with chicks for any reason… no, not even that reason
Ladies, if you are reading this, it doesn't exist.
Article 10 : A Bro will drop whatever he’s doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick
Article 13 : All Bros shall dub one of their bros his wingman
Article 14 : If a chick inquires about another Bros sexual history, a Bro shall honour the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth.
Article 32 : A Bro doesn’t allow another Bro to get married until he’s at least thirty.
Article 50 : If a Bro should accidently strike another Bro's undercarriage with his arm while walking, both Bros silently agree to continue on as if it never happened.
Article 56 : A Bro is required to alert another bro if the Bro/Chick ratio at a party falls below 1:1. However, to Avoid Broflation, a bro is only allowed to alert one Bro. Further, a Bro may not speculate on the anticipated Bro/Chick Ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
Article 62 : In the event that two Bros lock on to the same target, the Bro who calls dibs first has dibs. If they both call dibs at the same time, the Bro who counts aloud to ten the fastest has dibs. If both arrive at the number ten at the same time, the Bro who brought the last round of drinks has dibs. If they haven't purchased drinks yet, the taller of the two Bros has dibs. If they're the same height, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet Broshambo* shall determine dibs, provided the chick is still there.
*Rock, paper, scissors for Bros.
There are more reasons, but these seem the most prominent.
Last edited by Kaleohano; 04-25-2012 at 06:21 AM.
Hmmm... Been a whileSit back some time and simply ask yourself, [Link]->"Do you even lift, bro?"<-[Link]
I'll also ask @luz~ to go with me
This sounds both hilarious and awesome. I'm not good at that RP stuff, unless it's Dungeons & Dragons, still hope you all have fun with this. Should be funny to hear the aftermath
Also @DerGerman thanks for posting some of the bro code. It's been a while since I've seen that XD
Last edited by Captain_Irish; 04-25-2012 at 07:46 AM.
Hmmm... Been a whileSit back some time and simply ask yourself, [Link]->"Do you even lift, bro?"<-[Link]
Awwwwwwwww!! ^w^
@aether I'd love to go to prom with you..... I've never been to 1 of AF's Prom's before
This is going to be SO much fun I hope ^w^
Thanx for asking aeth because I'd love to go with you!! ^^
Wouldn't mind if @blueangel06661 goes out with me.
Last edited by Light Buster; 04-25-2012 at 11:41 AM.
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AF Prom for 2012? Sounds really exciting, anyone lack a date? ;P
<--- is dumb
What exactly is the AF prom XD? (Even though I'm not going, I still want to know)
Last edited by nanashipiero; 04-25-2012 at 12:51 PM. Reason: Question Mark fail
With so many people asking me I don't know who I'm going to go with? Can I be a pimpette or must there only be one ;___;
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Of course I will go with you @CrimsonMoon .
I wonder which guy will ask me now.
Well it seems that my Bro wingman will be unable to make it as he is otherwise engaged.
so i would like to direct your attention toward Bro Code Article 22 which reads as follows:
There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
"Women make excellent Bros. Why? Because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the Chick Code."
And so i would like to ask @Luv_The_Unloved to accompany me to this venue
Hmmm... Been a whileSit back some time and simply ask yourself, [Link]->"Do you even lift, bro?"<-[Link]
Wow. AF do stuff like this? I didn't know.
But since I just new here. I really don't know.
Let's get in touch
Youtube - http://youtube.com/cliffxclaire
Facebook - http://facebook.com/cliffxclaire
Twitter - http://twitter.com/#!/arTS13
I wonder who will ask me. :very shy to ask some one out:
A set by blueangel06661
@aether
Totally true!! I missed you too, man! Its FREAKING cold here by me!! Im even wearing my fluffy socks!!
Do you have any idea how cold it must be for me to wear to fluffy socks!!!!???? Thats like more fluffy than ordinary socks!! XD
I missed you too..... like totally bad!!
By the way......... When is the prom... Like, when is the date!?
And I like the song you added by the Blues Brothers!! It was totally cool! I've heard of them but I've never heard their music!! So it was really cool... And catchy too!! (^-^)
Nothing Wrong with going solbro, right? haha
still a boss
Last edited by Kaleohano; 04-26-2012 at 04:04 PM.
Hmmm... Been a whileSit back some time and simply ask yourself, [Link]->"Do you even lift, bro?"<-[Link]
@Simphoni
Awwwwww hugs to keep you toasty warm shame it's so cold by you, over here it's raining, raining and raining some more it's silly because apparently we're in a drought as well and none of this rain we're having is stopping the drought either. I wish there was something I could do to help you Simph *hugs her tightly*
That's a very good question when is the prom?
You should watch the film blues brothers it's awesome ^^ one of the best films ever made I think as I haven't seen a film like it since. I'm glad you enjoyed it ^^
Nothing Wrong with going solbro, right? haha
still a boss
Hmmm... Been a whileSit back some time and simply ask yourself, [Link]->"Do you even lift, bro?"<-[Link]
>_>; I'll go to Prom with my lady Trinity Muse //5 But we're going to wear panda suits.
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