"So the mysterious thing ended up being the guessing game in which almost every member was participating in... Just who DID Bean Bandit have a crush on, anyway?!" The narrator walks around, pointing to random avatars with x's on them. "No, it's not her, her, her, her, or him. Him? No, not him either..." The narrator shrugs (I'm spelling narrator wrong, aren't I?), and sits down, sipping on a soda.
"The world may never know..." Someone taps them on the shoulder. "Oh.. what? We do know? Well don't I feel like an arse..." The Narrator shruged, and walked away.
"Oh wait!" He shouts, running back into the topic. "I haven't introduced myself. Hi! My names Pmak. You may remember me from such forums as animewallpapers, and the mod forum! You probally don't see me around much, so that's why Ai put me to work in here!" (Okay, I'm making him -way- too happy <.<; )
"Yeah, anyway." I say, shoving him away. "Lemme get to the damn story, you sidetrackt too much!"
"Fiiine..." He whines, wandering off towards animewallpapers.
"Annnnnyway, as some of you may alredy know, we voted on what would happen next." I point to the old topic and everything that went on through it. "As you can see, it was a pretty close call."
"Would you get to the darn point already?!" Rei said, dragging Sophonax behind her. "We voted, so hit on him already!"
"But I don't want toooooo." I whined, looking at the ground.
"Ai -.-;" Rei scolded.
"God, fine!" I shouted, and starting mercilessly beating Soph.
"AHHHHH" Soph screamed.
"Ai! NO! BAD! HEEL!" Rei said, dragging me away.
"Dude, you told me to hit on him!"
I told you, I TOLD YOU! Didn't believe me did you?!