Can someone translate the words on this picture?

[tangy379]

Thanks in advance!
Link ---> http://www.zerochan.net/428648

[animeyay]

Up: "Will an old cat like me be able to find someone willing to take care of me...?"

On the box: Here's an old cat. Please do not give any salted salmon or moussaka here.

[Hinamawari]

Please give it some salted salmon and moussaka.

与えないで下さい --> Please do not give it...?
後、二匹見えますが、複数形を使わなくても大丈夫かしら。

[animeyay]

lololo yea, I had a brain fart, or rather, eye fart
"please do not give any salmon or moussaka"

後、二匹見えますが、複数形を使わなくても大丈夫かしら。

It seems like only the cat on the right is talking, so I'm assuming that's the "old" cat mentioned on the box's label. It's unclear whether the label refers to both cats, so it could be "Here's an old cat" or "Here are two old cats" lol

[Hinamawari]

That's true--I'm not quite familiar with Hetalia, so I wasn't sure if the other cat is also an old cat XD

Also, the sfx is for the sound of Greece (?) sucking on Japan's tail.

[animeyay]

Also, the sfx is for the sound of Greece (?) sucking on Japan's tail.

Was that Greece? I thought it was Italy since it had that ♈-shaped hair?
I don't claim Hetalia literacy, either, so I could be horribly wrong here~

[Hinamawari]

The tag says Japan and Greece, so I assumed it was Greece ^_^ (And if I remember correctly, Italy's ahoge is one-sided...)

[animeyay]

You clearly know a lot more about Hetalia than I do then~
I at first didn't even recognize Japan

[animeyay]

@SuXrys
lend us your expertise and tell us if the one on the left is indeed Greece~

[SuXrys]

@SuXrys
lend us your expertise and tell us if the one on the left is indeed Greece~

You don't know? BLASPHEMY!!! *flips one of your pokemons*

I assure you, that is greece. ~

[animeyay]

Yay! I knew I could count on SuXrys to know her Hetalia characters

*flips one of your pokemons*

[SuXrys]

Yay! I knew I could count on SuXrys to know her Hetalia characters

Yes, trust me. Im a nerd when it comes to Hetalia. ~
You do pokemons, I do Hetalia.

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So... you are showing me your anger towards my "flipping a pokemon in rage"-action by showing me a picture of a
pokemon slapping another pokemon? Well.... that is certainly a way to show that it's bad to hurt pokemons! xD


Hahahahahahahahahahaahah!!!!
*rolling on the floor, while laughing my socks off* xD

[animeyay]

So... you are showing me your anger towards my "flipping a pokemon in rage"-action by showing me a picture of a pokemon slapping another pokemon? Well.... that is certainly a way to show that it's bad to hurt pokemons! xD

You see, you kinda have to understand that the red Scizor in the picture there is YOU

[SuXrys]

You see, you kinda have to understand that the red Scizor in the picture there is YOU

Maybe im a masochist?

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Come on, THROW A POKEBALL AT ME!! Come on, do it!! ~ <3

[animeyay]

Maybe im a masochist?

Come on, THROW A POKEBALL AT ME!! Come on, do it!! ~ <3

[SuXrys]

@animeyay

You.... you don't want me as your pokemon *cough cough* personal slave ~ *cough cough* that you can order around? *sobs*
Worst, christmas, EVER!!! *still sobs*

[animeyay]

Worst, christmas, EVER!!! *still sobs*

Don't be sad. You know I was only kidding D:

[SuXrys]

Don't be sad. You know I was only kidding D:

Really? YOU DID??!!!!

Wiiiieeeeeee!!!! Im so looking forward to our future together!!! *suspicious music starts to play in the background*