Say unexpected things! 5th Edition: When I Grow Up I Want to be a Koala Bear!

[SuXrys]

Internet. y u distract me?

Because you love and wants me?

Time to say nothing!

......

[Random User]

So Nintendo is thinking about renaming the Wii U.

They should name it Ultra Hyper Nintendo Entertainment System 9000 Version 2.0 Beta Turbo Edition HD Remix.

[Miss Marceline]

Because you love and wants me?

;-; Y u break my heart?

[SuXrys]

;-; Y u break my heart?

Nuuuuuuoooooooo!!!! I didn't mean to!




Wait... iff uff...... my heart..... guuuiarääfuuufss...!!! *falls over*

[Yurika]

I so like Russian metal.

[Saeriel]

I hate humans. These people they expect me to work with on projects are so bloody stupid. Oh my god. But they ignore everything the smartest person says! Just because I'm not bi-bloody-lingual like them! Their English sucks so they can die in a freaking fire and leave the project to me because that's what they do anyway but they leave it to me with less than a bloody day until its due and all their notes suck and I have like two other projects due tomorrow and a bunch of lit work and applications and jobs and I haven't slept since the nightmares started again and I'm the only one who did what they were assigned and they didn't even give me all the information I require and I'm going to go implode in the corner now and I hope they're happy!

...People suck. Stress sucks.

[Random User]

Set the school on fire.

Projects not due that day.

[Saeriel]

Set the school on fire.

Projects not due that day.

I like your thinking. But the school's too close to my house. Though maybe they would think I was innocent then, after all, who would be stupid enough to light their neighbour on fire..

[battousai_ryuu]

There once was a man from nantucket...

[Random User]

Someone needs to draw their cat in HD.

[The Nana Ryu]

SPACE BALLS that is all.......................

[Jradow]

Megadeth is such an overrated band.

[Sc0tty]

I just saw something weird. It looked like a big fat black swan or something like that.

[Keena Aya Ashikaga]

Na na na na na BATMAN!

[Miss Marceline]

Holy Bargain Basements, Batman!

[The Rebel]

Why do random people I DON'T know keep asking me for a smoke? I DON'T know YOU, leave me ALONE!

[Yurika]

Lemonade energy drinks are tasty.

[Saeriel]

I hate epilepsy.

[The Rebel]

Why so much hate in the world today,,,, and yesterday.

[battousai_ryuu]

When I grow up I wanna be an astronaut.

Sorry but the sky IS the limit!

[Saeriel]

Crackers: best food ever for being sick.

[Miss Marceline]

Where's the mayonnaise?!

[The Rebel]

Where's the mayonnaise?!

Think I left it under the sink with the rat poison.

[AnimeFrost]

When I grow up I wanna be like Gintoki!

[RyuTama]

Where's the mayonnaise?!

IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.