Craziest pick up line/s you've ever heard?

[Loxaerion]

lemme start...


Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world? :>

[aether]

Hi I'm Fred Flinstone and I'll make your bed rock

[battousai_ryuu]

I was scalar until I saw you. You gave me direction (physics pick-up line)

[ACBlackJ0ck]

Please hold... your cock

[RyuTama]

From that one song... Gawd I don't even remember who it's by. "You look better with the lights off."

Cue b****slap please.

[Kaleohano]

Baby be a trick and gimme a treat

[Souhi]

"Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"

[Albear]

You like math? Then let me add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and hope you don't multiply.

[sakuraAnne]

Im a bee...
Can you be my honey?

[Goblet]

I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

Hehe, so lame c:

[Robin Sena]

Let's give thanks you belong to me.

[Rei]

Science nerdy. This is just one of them, I can't recall the rest.

"If I'm an obligate aerobe, you're the oxygen."

[Meenah]

Hey baby, I'm like a Rubix cube; the more you play with me the harder I get.

[Arrisu]

Lol I have two, the second one is kind of gross but still hilarious nonetheless.

1. Here's 10 dollars. Keep drinking until I become good-looking. Then come talk to me.
2. My love for you is like diahhrea, I just can't hold it in!

[Loxaerion]

never thought physics has its cheesy side. haha

I was scalar until I saw you. You gave me direction (physics pick-up line)

[battousai_ryuu]

never thought physics has its cheesy side. haha

Yeah, who would have thunk! That pick up line was in my conceptual physics book xD

[Loxaerion]

reaaally?!? daamn. i would be interested to read that. physics has always been my enemy since high school. we never really got along. tsktsk. if only i had known sooner. haha

Yeah, who would have thunk! That pick up line was in my conceptual physics book xD

[Screwby]

Wanna make 100 bucks? Always works

[marvelangga]

Are you a mitochondrion?

'Cause you turn me on.

[Acnologia]

Are you China?
'Cause I'm China get your number

[Negi]

(tapping thigh) You just think this is my leg...

[Aleyna]

Are you China?
'Cause I'm China get your number

Haha, that's got to be the worst one I've heard. >_<

I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date?

 

Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace so i can twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook?

[Eris]

As already demonstrated on several occasions, there's no way this thread is staying appropriate.