Say unexpected things! IV

[battousai_ryuu]

Have you ever had one of those days where you wake up and all you can see is the color purple. So you walk down a stair of potatoes to go to the fridge to wash your eyes of color and you find a horse has ate all your apples?
Yeah, it's that kind of day.

[Sc0tty]

Woah there are way too much anime I've not watched in a while that I've yet to complete

[The_Lawman]

1: YouTube (Miku Miku Dance is the program they use to make it)
2: We've got nothing better to do
3: Hatsune Miku is a Vocaloid. A singing anime character with a robotic voice

Oh joy, a mechanical voice singing.

[SuXrys]

Oh joy, a mechanical voice singing.

Don't be like that now Lawy ~
Maybe the mechanical voice just wants to be a part of your world?

[battousai_ryuu]

So my buddy calls me up to say he bought TWO HORSES...I reminded him he lives in an apartment.

[Miss Marceline]

My fancy gentlemen senses are tingling, there must be a session of smooth jazz playing somewhere.

[SuXrys]

Today, my dauther got married ;_;

[battousai_ryuu]

Today, my dauther got married ;_;

Your welcome

[SuXrys]

Your welcome

Mjeas, thank you. Now there are only those *ahem* grandkids ....

*sits in a sofa, pats my cat @XxSoul EaterxX and dreams about a future that might come*

[RyuTama]

Mjeas, thank you. Now there are only those *ahem* grandkids ....

*sits in a sofa, pats my cat @XxSoul EaterxX and dreams about a future that might come*

And where, may I ask, is daddy in this picture? //7

[battousai_ryuu]

Mjeas, thank you. Now there are only those *ahem* grandkids ....

*sits in a sofa, pats my cat @XxSoul EaterxX and dreams about a future that might come*

Grandchildren? O-o Why the rush?!?!

[RyuTama]

Grandchildren? O-o Why the rush?!?!

Because we said so.

[battousai_ryuu]

Because we said so.

Aye Aye Captain! *salutes*

[Illyasviel von Einzbern]

Life is full of marshmallows.

[SuXrys]

And where, may I ask, is daddy in this picture? //7

What are you talking about? You were in the kitchen, not mommys fault that you needed latte. :o

Grandchildren? O-o Why the rush?!?!

Well... because if not no one can sing these cute songs for me ;_;

 

And also because...

Because we said so.

^ Well that.

Aye Aye Captain! *salutes*

Good. Now off with you, mother is busy. (grandpa aka. daddy is not dead, he is just fetching me some carrots and thus not here atm)
Im going to be a grandmother! Whoho! \\\...(^__^)...///


Awwww a song about me! ~ <3
Im just so manly and wonderful that they call me grandpa rome and grandma at the same time *flips hair*

Life is full of marshmallows.

And carrots! Don't forget those delicious ...sweet ... carrots full of vitamin c and love!

Do you want a carrot? *tries to force feed you a carrot*

[The_Lawman]

Don't be like that now Lawy ~
Maybe the mechanical voice just wants to be a part of your world?

Anyone ever tell you you might be just a little disturbed???

[SuXrys]

Anyone ever tell you you might be just a little disturbed???

Hahahah! Actually YES! xD
You should meet the rest my family. ^^ [if you would dared to!]

Now, lets be happy and smile and dance until the dawn!





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Also, something else that I have to share with you guys, besides my and Lawys wonderful dancing skills is this video.
I think it really fits for this forum. We are all so very dramatic in here, and we are from all over the world aswell. Great and widespread insanity! Mohahahahhahahahahahah!

[The_Lawman]

[COLOR=white]Hahahah! Actually YES! xD
You should meet the rest my family. ^^ [if you would dared to!]

Now, lets be happy and smile and dance until the dawn!

Meet the folks? Only if we're getting married.

[SuXrys]

Meet the folks? Only if we're getting married.

[The_Lawman]

You must be mom and dad, you don't mind me cuffing her, do you?

[SuXrys]

You must be mom and dad, you don't mind me cuffing her, do you?

Not exactly ... no..





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Talking about something else... I found this list on the internet http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-...g-A-Woman.html
But I can't really say that I can agree with everyone of those.... Like number 6: "We've never lusted after a cartoon character" HAHAHAH yeah right... Im a fangirl of many characters, and I am damn proud of it! xD



Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

[The_Lawman]

A list? I could post a list too, but I choose not to torment the innocent.

[Illyasviel von Einzbern]

And carrots! Don't forget those delicious ...sweet ... carrots full of vitamin c and love!

Do you want a carrot? *tries to force feed you a carrot*

Um.... sure why not! ^^;

Give me an I. L. L. A. Y. what's it spell? Illay!

[battousai_ryuu]

It's getting to be helloween time

[Illyasviel von Einzbern]

The outside world is like one big hand squashing my energy away.
While I slowly rot on the inside. Days past by like nothing ever happened.