Post Game: The Vending Machine returns

[Ceto]

You get a snake in your boooot.

I put in a dingo.

[ACBlackJ0ck]

You get a rat

I put in Vampire Teeth

[Ranshiin]

You get some chewing gum... it's already been chewed.

I put in a 330ml can of Diet Red Bull.

[Ezza Obsuna]

You get an old plastic bottle.

I put in Pikachu.

[Ranshiin]

You get batteries! AAA-size ...

I put in a copy of Microsoft Office.

[Aranneas]

You get a lemon with teeth. It's coming after your hand...

I put in a rook.

[ACBlackJ0ck]

You get a pigeon

I put in my avatar

[The_Lawman]

You get a fashion makeover.

I put in a police taser.

[RyuTama]

You get a terrorist that has a fondness for cats.

I put in a bit of this blueberry muffin I have... (you're not getting it all, you damn machine) -shakes fist-

[The_Lawman]

You get half of a girl who's turned into a blueberry,,,, which half would you like??? HAHA

I put in a half eaten pizza with anchovies.

[RyuTama]

You get a hundred cans of tuna. Enjoy your mercury poisoning! <3

I put in the wrapper to my blueberry muffin. Twas deliciousss.

[Light Buster]

You get an empty box of cereal.

I put in a hammer.

[RyuTama]

You get KO'd.

I put in Travis.

[Light Buster]

You get KO'ed as well.

I put in my mains from MvC3.

[The_Lawman]

You get arrested for possession of illegal weapons.

I put in a old police car.

[Lily Rock]

You get a half-dead Nico Bellic.

I put in my Dark Magician.

[battousai_ryuu]

and you got skyped!

I put in my dead laptop battery.

[ACBlackJ0ck]

You get an AA battery

I put in a bit of my hair

[RyuTama]

You get a voodoo doll.

I put in the month of September.

[Light Buster]

You get a clone of yourself.

I put in M.O.D.O.K.

[Syaoran]

You get a funky looking leaf.

I put in a horse shoe.

[RyuTama]

You got served.

I put in stuff.

[The_Lawman]

You get nothing.

I put in a convicted felon.

[Syaoran]

Phoenix Wright fell out.

I put in a seagull named George.

[Digital Dragon]

You get a dirty monkey.

I put in a pair of clean socks.