Bad Jokes, Gotta love'em. I just come up with a bad joke the other day, I felt like sharing it, but at the same time, hearing more. So I made this thread.
PLEASE!!!! Keep It CLEAN! No dirty jokes, No rascist jokes, No politicial jokes, no sexist jokes, and nothing on religion that might be offensive. And to that No "Momma Jokes" and "Chuck Norris Facts/Jokes". They're WAY TOO Overdone. Please try not to be offended, or offend anyone else. I only want people shaking/smacking their heads to how lame/bad the jokes get. Good Jokes are welcome here too, and will probably be used later on.
And just to start this thread off right!~
"I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday and she said, 'Something with a lot of diamonds.' I hope she likes the deck of cards I got her."
And the one that started me on this,
"How can you tell if you car's an alcoholic? If you start it and it goes 'RUMMMMM'."