Shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[Samarai.x]

Well, to be honest...girls tease lol that's what they do. However, it doesn't necessarily mean anything x] they like attention and the thought of someone thinking about them, even if they can't have them. Not all girls are like this, but a large majority.

On a brighter note, girls can also be very absent minded, they may say or do things and not even think it would tease you at all.

So signals like "I'm taking a shower brb" or calling you a vampire and asking you to bite her lol...is relatively meaningless either way.

(note: I don't claim to know how every girl thinks, so you never truly know...but that is from my own experience.)

[Eris]

Haha, this thread is just spectacular...

[Cobra Commander]

I cannot help you with your girl problems. She's Japanese. I don't know ANY Japanese people personally, that haven't been totally Americanized. It sounds like she's flirting. But you know, I've got a really bad track record with this kind of thing.

I will, however, offer you this. You want to work out. Bulk up a bit. You don't need to look like Sly Stallone, you know. Eat protein. I don't know what protein is cheap and abundant there, but eat it. Drink milk. I am not kidding. In fact, drink milk after your workout.

As for your workout, here you go. http://nerdfitness.com/blog/2009/12/...kick-your-donkey/ The filters messing that up, change donkey to the swear word in that link.

You can work out at home. Using your own body weight. You don't need weights and machines. Some weights would be great, but I understand you might not have a lot of money. Look at our military and what they do in Basic Training. yeah, it's hard, and it sucks, but you know what? You can do that stuff for free where you live.

Go to http://www.menshealth.com and look at the forums and the nutrition section. You're in a different culture, but look at the basic info. Hell, I'll give some it to you here. Eat lean protein. Chicken, pork, eggs. Fish and tofu, too. And lots of vegetables. That won't be hard in Japan. They'll tell you not to eat rice, but that's crap. Eat rice. Just don't shovel it in like there's no tomorrow. Portion control it. You're skinny, so you don't need to do low carb.

The reason I said to drink milk after your workout is that an intake of protein after strength training speeds recovery and reduces muscle fatigue the next day. You could eat some eggs or something too. And have a bit of rice, bread, whatever.

Also...workouts...do they have martial arts at your school?


Lastly, it's one of the rules of the universe that whatever gal most appeals to you...she will have a boyfriend at all times when you are single. And whatever gal really likes you...she'll be totally invisible to you till she moves on to someone else. Getting in better shape and gaining confidence in yourself will help to alleviate this rule.

And when I said boot camp, I mean pushups, situps, cardio, etc. Don't go climbing up buildings.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I cannot help you with your girl problems. She's Japanese. I don't know ANY Japanese people personally, that haven't been totally Americanized. It sounds like she's flirting. But you know, I've got a really bad track record with this kind of thing.

I will, however, offer you this. You want to work out. Bulk up a bit. You don't need to look like Sly Stallone, you know. Eat protein. I don't know what protein is cheap and abundant there, but eat it. Drink milk. I am not kidding. In fact, drink milk after your workout.

As for your workout, here you go. http://nerdfitness.com/blog/2009/12/...kick-your-donkey/ The filters messing that up, change donkey to the swear word in that link.

You can work out at home. Using your own body weight. You don't need weights and machines. Some weights would be great, but I understand you might not have a lot of money. Look at our military and what they do in Basic Training. yeah, it's hard, and it sucks, but you know what? You can do that stuff for free where you live.

Go to http://www.menshealth.com and look at the forums and the nutrition section. You're in a different culture, but look at the basic info. Hell, I'll give some it to you here. Eat lean protein. Chicken, pork, eggs. Fish and tofu, too. And lots of vegetables. That won't be hard in Japan. They'll tell you not to eat rice, but that's crap. Eat rice. Just don't shovel it in like there's no tomorrow. Portion control it. You're skinny, so you don't need to do low carb.

The reason I said to drink milk after your workout is that an intake of protein after strength training speeds recovery and reduces muscle fatigue the next day. You could eat some eggs or something too. And have a bit of rice, bread, whatever.

Also...workouts...do they have martial arts at your school?


Lastly, it's one of the rules of the universe that whatever gal most appeals to you...she will have a boyfriend at all times when you are single. And whatever gal really likes you...she'll be totally invisible to you till she moves on to someone else. Getting in better shape and gaining confidence in yourself will help to alleviate this rule.

And when I said boot camp, I mean pushups, situps, cardio, etc. Don't go climbing up buildings.

[suzumi]

5. About the Japanese stuff: We both attend a Japanese language school. She's Chinese, and even though she's one class above me I don't think we're that good at Japanese yet... Still worth considering. (THANKS FOR THE DOUBT A**HOLE xD)

...Umm, who are you calling a *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*?

I cannot help you with your girl problems. She's Japanese. I don't know ANY Japanese people personally, that haven't been totally Americanized.

She's Chinese

[TheAgentD]

So I need to work out, huh... I'll try to look up nearby gyms. After summer I'll ask my school if it's possible to join some sports club or something...
My mouse just broke. -_-

[Cobra Commander]

Eh, so i didn't read the whole post. I assumed he'd met a Japanese chick while in Japan. What I said still applies, there's still a culture difference. And now there's more of a language barrier.

Oh, as for the comic posted...you got a problem with something I wrote, bro?

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

Eh, so i didn't read the whole post. I assumed he'd met a Japanese chick while in Japan. What I said still applies, there's still a culture difference. And now there's more of a language barrier.

Oh, as for the comic posted...you got a problem with something I wrote, bro?

Not at all.

But I never expected to ever find a post like that on AF, ever.

[Cobra Commander]

I am a fountain of knowledge. Much of it is worthless, but not always.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I am a fountain of knowledge. Much of it is worthless, but not always.

That's far from what I was trying to convey.

[Wio]

Do not work out for the sake of a woman, only do it for your own sake. If you willing to face the short term and long term consequences of your current physic, then there's no reason to suddenly join a gym. That said, if your out of shape but have money for a gym it can do wonders for self confidence.

More importantly, your not in a position to approach her. You've got to shake off the infatuation first. This is something that takes time, though things like spanking the monkey helps.

[Cobra Commander]

Building yourself up and gaining some confidence...as well as strength will lead to you being more comfortable with yourself. The result of that will be chicks being more comfortable with you. Not saying your a creeper, but if you're a skinny nerd, then you're probably not helping them feel how you want them to feel about you.