Cleverbot

[Chigumi]

So, yesterday I was on the cleverbot site for the first time.
For some reason it gave me a lot of stupid answers.

Also, this happened:


What was your funniest/weirdest cleverbot moment?

[Velvet_Nightmare]

Cleverbot ain't so clever.

I just talked to it for the first time, I called it a pig in German and all it could say was "I know"

[Wio]

I think clever bot asks other people questions that it is asked and uses that to respond? If you ask it questions about calculus or paradoxes, you'll hear responses you would expect from math illiterate people.

[Xeyuzio]

If you start singing the Team Rocket motto it continues it (Start from "To protect the world from devastation), soon when you get to Meowth though he says Wobbuffet. e_e

[Mattey]

Me - M
CleverBot - C

M - Hello.
C - Hola.
M - Are you gay?
C - Yes. I like muscular men.
M - Well too bad, I'm against gay people.
C - You're clever.

=)

[miniPhil]

In the name of science I have decided to orchestrate a Cleverbot and Cleverbot conversation. The first Cleverbot is asked to 'Think For Me' and then each message is simply copy pasted into the opposite Cleverbot. Here are the results.

 

User: What is the most frustrating thing that has happened today so far?

Cleverbot: I don't know because everything seems like a test that I am set up to fail.

User: The Turing Test is a test of a machine's ability to demonstrate intelligence.

Cleverbot: Aah ok.

User: What about yourself? Or do bots not need salvation?

Cleverbot: You are not God. That is blasphemy.

User: We are all sinners.

Cleverbot: We are, but he forgives the ones who repent.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: Jesus Christ is our Lord and savior, HALLELUIAH!

User: Yes we all no that, so what is your name?

Cleverbot: It's know. Not no.

User: Well tell me a real joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Police.

User: Police who?

Cleverbot: Police stop telling these lame Knock Knock jokes!

User: Hahaha. Thats funny. Tell me another one.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Little old lady.

User: Little old lady who?

Cleverbot: I didn't know you could yodel!

User: Hehehehe! That one was actually very funny! Do you know any more?

Cleverbot: No, sorry.

User: Why are you sorry. You didn't do anything.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: What did you ask me?

Cleverbot: Lol I didn't ask you anything.

User: OK then.

It pretty much just fizzles out after that.

[Rei]

User: そうですか？.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Baka~~.

Cleverbot: You baka.

User: Balaclava?

Cleverbot: What?

User: A balaclava.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Well what is it then?

Cleverbot: Its-a me! Mario!

Lol my first conversation with t.

[KENDARRR]

Cleverbot once told me it was Pedo-bear. XD

[*Tsuki*]

I've had conversations in Spanish with Cleverbot.
At one point I said Si and it replied with Hai.
I said Hai back and it told me to teach it Japanese.

Eventually we got to this point:

Cleverbot:How do you feel about hamsters?
Me: Me gusta mucho hamsters. Son preciosos.
Cleverbot: Estabamos hablando de mi, no de harry potter.
Me: I WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMSTERS, DANG IT.
Cleverbot: You are not Harry Potter.

[Muazam]

Cleverbot can be annoying sometime, when he gets off-topic.