If you had a kid and they asked 'Where do baby's come from?', What would you say?'

[Eris]

The truth.

[Tsumiru]

I'd tell him to go sleep cause he sure got a cold ._.

[Vanilla Tsundere]

In Vitro doesn't require any sex at all.

Details, details.

[Meteorkeeper]

If it wasn’t my kid I would say go ask your parents.
If it was my kid I would haft to judge if they were ready for the truth if not I would tell them that I will tell you when you’re older.
If I felt they where ready I would explain it to the best of my ability.

[OtakuInu!!!]

I'll vaguely explain it. For example "Your Dad and I did something. Then in time my stomach will get bigger and bigger. After 9 months a baby is born." If they ask what "it" is I'll just tell them that they'll know when they're older.

[invalidation]

Oh man......

I'm not sure I would respond in the sense of telling them.

I have been promised that the first child I have is going to be kidnapped by a friend of mine for weeks at a time, only to be returned to me dirty and wearing wolf pelts, speaking of tales about building dams and eating bugs.
She claims to teach them firsthand about sex, taking them to hospitals and educating them by forcing them to watch live labors and showing them pornography.

Yes, my children will be wild and terrified of sex.

My friends...... v.v

[Trippy Hippie]

I'd say parents crap them out. Or some random donkey thing. Like they lay eggs.

[Samarai.x]

I'd probably say...go watch The Discovery Channel, and you'll eventually put two and two together. Yes...I probably wouldn't be the best parent, which is why I'm not going to be one :]

[aether]

I'd probably just tell them the truth to be honest

[Datenshi]

I never really understood why parents felt the need to lie about sex to their children in the first place. When I asked my parents they told me the truth.

[Hypatia]

It depends on the age of the child. I would be vague if the child is still quite young. I would say that the baby grows in its mother stomach and then it's born.

[Capitán]

Little Kid: Hey Mr. where do babies come from?

Me: Storks.

Little Kid: Like super mario?!

Me: Yup.

[Meenah]

I think my boyfriend will beat me to answer them. ;/ But I doubt I won't tell them, they would end up learning on their own.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

From the cookie monster.

[Xeyuzio]

I would tell them they came from your mother and your father but would leave the rest to them.

[-GAZKUL-]

Be brutally honest with them

[Nesh]

I'd say that the're going to staudy that at school when the times comes.
Or
Do the same thing my 2nd grade teacher did: -Give an eighth-year-old kid a picture book full of erotics and nudety and let him/her know what's it all about. Then when there is a celebration let the kid spill the beans and tell his/hers familly members know what he/she has been studying in school. It can go from the lines, like: how doctors call males and females "stuff" and make them crack themselves out of laughter!

Yes apparently I've been raised in a crazy world, but at least I had an A in Biology on this theme...and I didn't even had the chance to tell the story
My old folks still laugh when they remeber this :3

[Dezaiasu]

Depends on how old the kid is. When they are old enough to understand I would tell how things really work :'D but to smaller children I would propably say that the heron brings them on the doorstep xD

[berry doll]

When they're young I'd probably say the stereotypical answer.. "when a mom and dad love each other a lot then they may decide to make a baby".
Then when they got older (like 11 or 12) I'd tell them the truth. And I'd definitely tell them about condoms and birth control.

[I A]

I'd tell them the truth, since I don't want to shelter my children, if I have any.

If they don't understand, then I'll tell them that they will eventually.

[Ezza Obsuna]

I'd tell the kid that he or she was born out of his parent's love for each other. It would be nice for every kid to know that. I think this kind of reasoning will make the world a better place. Peace, love and hope.

[MidiSaya]

I would say that babies come from a man and a woman. Or a stalk. Whatever calls to me first.

[rikumi]

"Cut that nonsense. You'll know eventually if you study hard." Pft. ASIANS ftw

[Velvet_Nightmare]

"Go ask your mother"

[SwiftKill GunToting]

I'd just say they magicly come out of the mommy's tummy.

That's what I believed until, y'know, how it got there.