How many dead organisms do you eat every week?

[Wio]

I'm going to guess that I eat about 35 dead organisms to the week.

[zfangarts]

Let's just put it this way- I eat a lot of them.

[OminousCloud]

I have no way to accurately measure how much dead bacteria and other micro-organisms I consume on a day to day basis. I will ballpark estimate that I consume over 1 million dead organisms per week.

[Anoleis]

Well, if you mean mega-fauna, I'd say only about one, maybe two. You can't expect me to eat a whole chicken/pig/cow. If, however, you mean all organisms I'd send that number straight into the billions.

[Nesh]

I have no idea.

[Wio]

Well, if you mean mega-fauna, I'd say only about one, maybe two. You can't expect me to eat a whole chicken/pig/cow. If, however, you mean all organisms I'd send that number straight into the billions.

I'm taking about things you knowingly, intentionally eat. I can't expect you to know how many things you ate that you didn't know you ate just because it flew into your mouth. It doesn't have to be the whole organism, and it doesn't have to be an animal either.

[Aleyna]

So far this week I've ate about 6.

[aether]

As many as you can fit in a bowler hat

[animeyay]

Billions! Bacteria, fungi, plants, and animals, I eat them all!

Okay fine, I probably eat the bacteria and most fungi alive, so they wouldn't be counted as dead organisms.
I do eat mushrooms, vegetables, fruits, and meat, so I guess about 15 to 25 every week?

[Chigumi]

How many times does a bear crap in the woods?

[Read: I srsly have no clue]

[invalidation]

hmm...well, what if I'm a vegetarian? And if plants count, then about....ahm...I honestly don't know..

[Trippy Hippie]

I read this as dead orgasms.