Ok, because I am SUCH a big deal everyone should care, and here's a few facts about me that should help, I:
- used to bite the legs off small frogs off and watch them jump as a kid
- am wearing a week-old pair of boxers with a hole between the cheeks
- have been broke for the past 2 weeks and only ate lunch to sustain myself at work; it's before payday and I've nothing left in the fridge anymore
- took some dry leaves and rolled them into a cigarette, smoked it, and pretended to like it
- lost touch with my sexual acts partner
- have a diamond earring in the left, onyx earring in the right and titanium circle in the nipple.
- like my friend Andrei. A lot. He looks like a dragon.... a sexy dragon, rawwr!
- do not care about your sexualities and think you only put them in question or pass to non-standard ones to draw attention and pitty onto you OTI or IRLs
- will always bathe naked on the beach when drunk or otherwise from now on.
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