Ok, because I am SUCH a big deal everyone should care, and here's a few facts about me that should help, I:
  • used to bite the legs off small frogs off and watch them jump as a kid
  • am wearing a week-old pair of boxers with a hole between the cheeks
  • have been broke for the past 2 weeks and only ate lunch to sustain myself at work; it's before payday and I've nothing left in the fridge anymore
  • took some dry leaves and rolled them into a cigarette, smoked it, and pretended to like it
  • lost touch with my sexual acts partner
  • have a diamond earring in the left, onyx earring in the right and titanium circle in the nipple.
  • like my friend Andrei. A lot. He looks like a dragon.... a sexy dragon, rawwr!
  • do not care about your sexualities and think you only put them in question or pass to non-standard ones to draw attention and pitty onto you OTI or IRLs
  • will always bathe naked on the beach when drunk or otherwise from now on.