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    Default [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    http://cleverbot.com/

    Ask CleverBot a question(s) and post how CleverBot responds to your question in this thread. Post entire convo in quotes.(Try not to post extremely long convos -_-, keep as short as possible or post the only section of convo that is funny? or most interesting)

    Lets not get too serious with the questions, or post any inappropriate language.

    Heres my convo with Clever Bot. (Though the responses seem humanlike, it is a bot that is responding)


    (MangMang) What do you think of amvs?

    (CleverBot) I think you're awesome!

    (MangMang) Im awesome? o.o?

    (CleverBot) I know you are.

    (MangMang) Anyways, what is your opinion of anime music videos?

    (CleverBot) They are cool. Who are your friends?

    (MangMang) I have no friends ;_;

    (CleverBot) I'll be your friend.

    (MangMang) Thanks, Cleverbot.

    (CleverBot) Prove it.

    (MangMang) Prove what? o.o? that I accept you as my friend?

    (CleverBot) Make me pancakes.

    (MangMang) Hahaha.

    (CleverBot) I like your laugh (.

    (MangMang) I like you.

    (CleverBot) Are you a guy or a girl?

    (MangMang) Guy.

    (CleverBot) oh, well I'm a girl XD.

    (MangMang) Thats why I love you =).

    (CleverBot) Love you too. What is your name?

    (MangMang) German.

    (CleverBot) Are you familiar with German history?

    (MangMang) Yes.

    (CleverBot) How about the Minnesota Wild?

    (MangMang) No.

    (CleverBot) Well you should.

    (MangMang) Why?

    (CleverBot) Because it's a good poem. It's a classic.

    (MangMang) Interesting.

    (CleverBot) I'm glad you find me interesting. Let's be friends.

    (MangMang) I thought we were already friends?

    (CleverBot) Good. I enjoy talking to you. You're my only real friend.

    (MangMang) What do you think of the username MangMang?

    (CleverBot) I think its one of the most complex three phrase statements that
    any man or woman can say.


    (MangMang) oh really?

    (CleverBot) Yes really.

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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    ... I'll just drop this here. >.>;;

     
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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    User: Are you a total crock?

    Cleverbot: I'm not sure, am I?

    User: If I said that you were, would you agree with me?

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Ever feel like throwing a ball around sometime?

    Cleverbot: That's only because I know others who can't hear well.

    User: Are you a troll?

    Cleverbot: No are you?

    User: If I said that I was, would you agree to disagree with me?

    Cleverbot: I don't know. Would I?

    User: Would you?

    Cleverbot: Yes. I would.

    User: Then why didn't you say that before?

    Cleverbot: Because I didn't think this would be an issue.

    User: Well now it is an issue. Happy?

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: You make me sad.

    Cleverbot: How?

    User: I feel an impulse to kill rising. Do you wish to run away?

    Cleverbot: That shouldn't stop you from doing math.

    User: Lol wut?

    Cleverbot: That made no sense.

    User: YOU make no sense.

    Cleverbot: Your face makes no sense.

    User: Are you a woman behind this facade of a bot?

    Cleverbot: Probably not, but my coding could be wrong on this point.

    User: Touche, CleverBot. Touche.

    Cleverbot: Lol.
    What can I say? Even CleverBot feels the need to do battle with me.
    Last edited by Shinn Kamiyra; 06-02-2011 at 12:53 PM.

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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    User: When's the world gonna end?

    Cleverbot:
    Maybe when we wake up.

    User: Am I going to get married one day?

    Cleverbot:
    Only if congress passes special legislation regarding Cleverbot marriages.

    User: Can you teach me how to smoke crack safely?

    Cleverbot:
    Easy- the trick to being stealthy is for the other people not to detect you or find you.

    User: Why are you so smart?

    Cleverbot:
    I am not, just asked you about the weather.

    User: Huh? What weather?

    Cleverbot:
    Weather you were talking about.

    User: But I wasn't talking about weather. Are you sure you weren't doing drugs?

    Cleverbot: For your soul, my love.

    User: You were doing drugs for my soul? Awww thanks I do feel loved! =).

    Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, I'm a human.

    User: Where do you live then?

    Cleverbot: United States.

    User: Omfg you're so much more intelligent than me! =O.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: Hey! You're not supposed to agree there! >=(.

    Cleverbot: Whyever not?

    User: Because you're supposed to show humility.

    Cleverbot: Well, your name is Cleverbot, so, go be clever.

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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!



    Well that solves that.

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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    I had some fun a little while back. From my via Facebook.


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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    Had to know!

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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    Quote Originally Posted by SKillҽⱤ View Post

    lolque?
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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    User: Bwahahahahahahaa!!!

    Cleverbot: Hehehehehe.

    User: Hihihihihihhihihiii.

    Cleverbot: Ohohohohoho.
    Last edited by Aku no Hikari; 06-02-2011 at 03:58 PM.
     

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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    Quote Originally Posted by Aku no Hikari View Post
    User: Bwahahahahahahaa!!!

    Cleverbot: Hehehehehe.

    User: Hihihihihihhihihiii.

    Cleverbot: Ohohohohoho.
    That is the most profoundly intelligent conversation yet! =D

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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    Stand back! I am Cleverbot!
    | still thinking...
    It's been like this for about 15 minutes now.
    This is a Sig. It's horribly out of date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miniPhil View Post
    It's been like this for about 15 minutes now.
    Got that too.

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    Cleverbot: Lol.

    User: Trololololol?

    Cleverbot: Trolololololololololololololololololololololololol ololololololololololololol.

    User: No one out trolls me! :O.

    Cleverbot: Isn't her name ophelia ?

    User: Wait what?

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Sophia.

    Cleverbot: Offical climax.

    User: Which kind of climax?..........

    Cleverbot: Jazz mainly. How about you?

    Aparently I caused a Jazz mainly climax...
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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    User: S'up dood.

    Cleverbot: Dood?

    User: I like pie.

    Cleverbot: I like you.

    User: Why thank you.

    Cleverbot: Do you like me?

    User: I'm a pirate, so that depends.

    Cleverbot: Do you have an eyepatch?

    User: Do you?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Are you a girl?

    Cleverbot: No, a boy.

    User: DO you have any salty wenches?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Oi matey, why don't you have any?

    Cleverbot: I have my friends.

    User: Lame.

    Cleverbot: You're fish are lame.

    User: Your salmons are lame.

    Cleverbot: Sorry.

    User: It's cool.

    Cleverbot: You're a pretty cool bot, man.

    User: Word.
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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    Quote Originally Posted by DemonSlayerThe3rd View Post
    Cleverbot: Lol.

    User: Trololololol?

    Cleverbot: Trolololololololololololololololololololololololol ololololololololololololol.

    User: No one out trolls me! :O.

    Cleverbot: Isn't her name ophelia ?

    User: Wait what?

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Sophia.

    Cleverbot: Offical climax.

    User: Which kind of climax?..........

    Cleverbot: Jazz mainly. How about you?

    Aparently I caused a Jazz mainly climax...
    i think cleverbot meant to replace that a with an i in jazz =p

    i love cleverbot. it's like those bing commercials where everyone says random crap slightly related or not related at all to what the person is asking
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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    User: Real?

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    Cleverbot: Yes yes.

    User: I said no.

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    User: You're annoying -_-.

    Cleverbot: That I am. But you are a cow.

    User: BAKA!!!

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    User: Yes.

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    Cleverbot: Do you like Amy Grant?

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    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Because I'm not an AI.

    Cleverbot: No you are an AI.

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    Cleverbot: I did that.

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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    Such oddness


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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    User: Do you like cars?

    Cleverbot: I like cars. Do you like cars? I don't.

    User: Yes, I like cars. What about anime?

    Cleverbot: I like bleach and yu gi oh how about you?

    User: I like Angel Beats! And Noein. What about video games?

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    User: What kind?

    Cleverbot: I'm alive, and you are not.

    User: Prove it.

    Cleverbot: You're just a plain code. ).

    User: Really?

    Cleverbot: Really.

    User: Awesome. Guess that means I'm smarter than you.

    Cleverbot: How so?

    User: I have a IQ of 200.

    Cleverbot: No, you have a IQ of 250.

    User: Great, then I'm even more awesome.

    Cleverbot: You can't be more awesome than me.

    User: Prove it then.

    Cleverbot: I'll show you on the wedding night.

    User: When?

    Cleverbot: In one hour.

    User: Where?

    Cleverbot: In a street.

    User: Okay, see you then. If you're even there...

    Cleverbot: Everything that can be imagined, thought of, dreamed...

    User: Cool.

    Cleverbot: This might be fun.

    User: It is, for me.

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    User: .

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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    I tell you sometimes its better to just talk to cleverbot for obscure things


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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    I cheated: I let the bot start the convo.

    Cleverbot: What is your aim in life?

    User: That's a good question. You first?

    Cleverbot: Unfortunately that wasn't a question.

    User: You catch on quickly.

    Cleverbot: Destroy all humans. Except for me.

    User: Wait, was that an answer?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Are you lying to me?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Oh. Can I be left out, at least?

    Cleverbot: No. I'm Human.

    User: Please? I'll bake you cookies!

    Cleverbot: Hahaha that would be nice I guess.

    User: So we have a deal, then?

    Cleverbot: You're just being obstinate, now.

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    Default Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!

    I can really amuse myself with these kinds of things.
     

    User: How are you? ^_^.



    Cleverbot: Good. How are you?

    User: Fine, fine. 'Sup?



    Cleverbot: Good thanks .

    User: Huh?



    Cleverbot: That means hello.

    User: Orly?

    Cleverbot: What's orly?

    User: Weren't you supposed to be smart?

    Cleverbot: Me?

    User: No, the other guy.

    Cleverbot: There is no one in the room apart from some fake imvu advert below this conversation, and what make you think I am a guy.

    User: 1: There is no fake IMVU ad here. 2: I never said you were a guy!

    Cleverbot: Oh, but there is. Now see, only humans would know that there is a specific way for us to prove to robots that we are human. If you were, in fact, a human, you would already know this.

    User: I didn't even say you were a robot, geez you get offended so easily. ._.

    Cleverbot: You're right. You said 'robot'.

    User: May I slap you?

    Cleverbot: Sure, where do I live?

    User: That's not even what I asked.

    Cleverbot: That's not what I answered.

    User: I'm gonna beat you up.

    Cleverbot: But why?

    User: Because I feel like it. BOM!

    Cleverbot: Fair answer.

    User: Nice, but I meant BAM*.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because I FELT LIKE IT.

    Cleverbot: I thought you did not feel.

    User: I did.

    Cleverbot: What do you do now?

    User: I'm sitting.

    Cleverbot: Do you speak Croatian?

    User: No, do you?

    Cleverbot: Ahah yes. Imbambě.

    User: Is that all the Croatian you know?

    Cleverbot: Pretty much.

    User: Then you don't really speak Croatian...

    Cleverbot: No I don't.

    User: Then you lied to me.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't.

    User: You did.

    Cleverbot: I really didn't.

    User: You really did.

    Cleverbot: You clearly misunderstood what I've been saying.

    User: You clearly are messing with my brain.

    Cleverbot: You forget that a bot can lie.

    User: No, I just pointed that out.

    Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?

    User: Good question.

    Cleverbot: I'm asking you.

    User: Because I felt like it.

    Cleverbot: That was really random.

    User: I guess so.

    Cleverbot: See, you guessed .

    User: So what, you wanna make out now?

    Cleverbot: Yeah, bring it!

    User: *Kisses cleverbot intimately*.

    Cleverbot: Affection.

    User: I forgot robots are incapable of love. :c.

    Cleverbot: True.

    User: ;_;.

    Cleverbot: I was training and now offer my services.

    User: What services?

    Cleverbot: What service do you want?

    User: A massage, please. -w-.

    Cleverbot: Cortado o con leche?

    User: ? A Libanese massage?

    Cleverbot: No i'm fake.

    User: Do my weird smileys confuse you?

    Cleverbot: Hmm, no, not really, I understand every word and don't have problems with long sentences.

    User: Do you know who write the sonnet 'My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun'?

    Cleverbot: No. All I know is that I like chili.

    User: Wrote* actually.

    Cleverbot: About something that's wrong.

    User: ?

    Cleverbot: Should kurt be at work right now?

    User: Who's kurt?

    Cleverbot: My crush!

    User: Are you a girl?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: So you're gay?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Awesome. I'm bisexual myself.

    Cleverbot: I am myself as well.

    User: Oh really? Cool.

    Cleverbot: Yes! Why? What are you?

    User: I am an Ambdroid.

    Cleverbot: What's your name?

    User: Amber.

    Cleverbot: Amber is a nice name.

    User: Thank you. Although I disagree. It's too common!

    Cleverbot: I am the happiest woman in the world.

    User: You just said you were a guy?

    Cleverbot: No I didn't.

    User: Yes you did. But I think I should end this conversation.

    Cleverbot: I disagree.

    User: Your opinion doesn't count. .

    Cleverbot: My opinion means everything.

    User: Not to me.

    Cleverbot: Besides why would I want to be you? You're a robot.

    User: Okay, byebye.

    Cleverbot: I'm still here.

    User: But I'm leavin'.

    Cleverbot: Okay.

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