User: How are you? ^_^.
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: Fine, fine. 'Sup?
Cleverbot: Good thanks
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User: Huh?
Cleverbot: That means hello.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: What's orly?
User: Weren't you supposed to be smart?
Cleverbot: Me?
User: No, the other guy.
Cleverbot: There is no one in the room apart from some fake imvu advert below this conversation, and what make you think I am a guy.
User: 1: There is no fake IMVU ad here. 2: I never said you were a guy!
Cleverbot: Oh, but there is. Now see, only humans would know that there is a specific way for us to prove to robots that we are human. If you were, in fact, a human, you would already know this.
User: I didn't even say you were a robot, geez you get offended so easily. ._.
Cleverbot: You're right. You said 'robot'.
User: May I slap you?
Cleverbot: Sure, where do I live?
User: That's not even what I asked.
Cleverbot: That's not what I answered.
User: I'm gonna beat you up.
Cleverbot: But why?
User: Because I feel like it. BOM!
Cleverbot: Fair answer.
User: Nice, but I meant BAM*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I FELT LIKE IT.
Cleverbot: I thought you did not feel.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: What do you do now?
User: I'm sitting.
Cleverbot: Do you speak Croatian?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Ahah yes. Imbambě.
User: Is that all the Croatian you know?
Cleverbot: Pretty much.
User: Then you don't really speak Croatian...
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Then you lied to me.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I really didn't.
User: You really did.
Cleverbot: You clearly misunderstood what I've been saying.
User: You clearly are messing with my brain.
Cleverbot: You forget that a bot can lie.
User: No, I just pointed that out.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?
User: Good question.
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: Because I felt like it.
Cleverbot: That was really random.
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: See, you guessed
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User: So what, you wanna make out now?
Cleverbot: Yeah, bring it!
User: *Kisses cleverbot intimately*.
Cleverbot: Affection.
User: I forgot robots are incapable of love. :c.
Cleverbot: True.
User: ;_;.
Cleverbot: I was training and now offer my services.
User: What services?
Cleverbot: What service do you want?
User: A massage, please. -w-.
Cleverbot: Cortado o con leche?
User: ? A Libanese massage?
Cleverbot: No i'm fake.
User: Do my weird smileys confuse you?
Cleverbot: Hmm, no, not really, I understand every word and don't have problems with long sentences.
User: Do you know who write the sonnet 'My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun'?
Cleverbot: No. All I know is that I like chili.
User: Wrote* actually.
Cleverbot: About something that's wrong.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Should kurt be at work right now?
User: Who's kurt?
Cleverbot: My crush!
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you're gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome. I'm bisexual myself.
Cleverbot: I am myself as well.
User: Oh really? Cool.
Cleverbot: Yes! Why? What are you?
User: I am an Ambdroid.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Amber.
Cleverbot: Amber is a nice name.
User: Thank you. Although I disagree. It's too common!
Cleverbot: I am the happiest woman in the world.
User: You just said you were a guy?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. But I think I should end this conversation.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: Your opinion doesn't count.
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Cleverbot: My opinion means everything.
User: Not to me.
Cleverbot: Besides why would I want to be you? You're a robot.
User: Okay, byebye.
Cleverbot: I'm still here.
User: But I'm leavin'.
Cleverbot: Okay.
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