Oh my God! I'm a shifty car salesman!

[Eris]

It's a beautiful day as you lie in bed. Slowly your eyes begin to flutter open when, -Gasp!-, you realize that you're balding, wearing a horrible checkered suit in the most terrible colors and smoke a cigar stump. Somehow you've become a shifty car salesman!

Next to your bed is one of these things




What are you going to do!?

[aether]

Tie a large rock to my leg with a piece of rope and jump off a bridge

[Chigumi]

Buhahaha that post-edit! It's WIN.

[miniPhil]

I'll grab a used car and that wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man and speed round town. When I get pulled over I'll throw him in the driver seat, hide under a blanket in the back and let the police man work out what happened.

[Digital Dragon]

Go back to bed and try waking up again as something else. Either that or hit myself in the head with a rock to make the madness stop.

[Norwegian Moose]

Sell crappy cars. Obviously.

Then I will have two kids, one smart girl and a fat boy. I will love the fat boy even tho he is stupid and dumb, and I will neglect my smart daughter named Mathilda. She will probably bond with her teacher and fight against her evil principal. And who knows? She might have superpowers or some Marvel-stuff. I dunno.

^If you get this, I'll love you.

[╬Karami Mew~Meow]

First of all, go change .. then liven up the place, fix cars all day if I have to~ :3 And keep selling them pimped out >=3 until I get enough money to move to a better place and open up a shop.

[Skilero]

I'll become President of the United States, obviously.

[Hanamaru Kunikida]

I will hustle hard.

[Ranshiin]

Well, at least I'd be able to see properly. >.>;

[Nesh]

This reminds me of the tv show "the middle"

Either way--I'll cry myself to death!

 

No way......I'm going to study to be a judge

[~*Red*~]

Sell crappy cars, for a start then get some money and sell done up and pimped out cars, because they'd probably be a big hit.

[Wio]

I don't understand. What is a terrible color? How can a color be terrible? Was the color pink caught molesting a little girl or something? Mind blown.

[Ranshiin]

I don't understand. What is a terrible color? How can a color be terrible? Was the color pink caught molesting a little girl or something? Mind blown.

I'd presume something like what the guy on the right in this is wearing.

... I can't believe I actually Googled that.

[DOOM!]

Extreme Advertising .

[Nesh]

Is it like this car sales person? o.o

[Uta-chan~]

OMG yes, I get one of these XD

 

[Inactive Account 0061]

Tired of people (even moderators) being bad trolls. This is what is killing AF =/