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    Default You vs. A Duck

    Are you better than a duck? I'm not sure. Ducks are pretty good. They can walk on water, and they can fly, and they don't get wet in the rain, and so on and so forth.

    Please list things that make you better than a duck.
    D:

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    Ummm...thumbs.
    I have never been eaten by a duck.
    Speech and intelligent thought.
    Ya that’s all I got.
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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    I don't know. Do you have a beak? Feathers?

    This guy does:


    Those are pretty useful features.
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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    Quote Originally Posted by Eris View Post
    I don't know. Do you have a beak? Feathers?


    True true but dose the duck hold the highest point on the food chain or the ability to live threw winter...if it were to not migrate for some reason.
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    And I thought it's about


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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    Quote Originally Posted by Eris View Post
    Please list things that make you better than a duck.
    Here's why:
     



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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    ummmmmmmmm brains!!!!! yes humans have bigger heads to that means we have more brainyness than ducks.

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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    I'll give the duck its due respect with its ability to walk on water and even fend off the rain. Admirable indeed. They even taste better than we do, oh much better.

    However, never before nor ever will a species supersede us in our ability to ridicule and humiliate our fellow kind through all manner of respectable sitcom and random silliness; and in the end, the joy of laughter at others' expense overcomes all.

    Quack on that, my formidable feathery adversary.

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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    Because I can kill a duck in a second with one move.

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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    Still, a duck (or any migrating fowl) can cripple or/and bring down commercial airliner.
    Last edited by Ashminigun; 04-27-2011 at 01:47 PM.

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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    We are all inferior to ducks. It's only a matter of time until they take their rightful place. I for one welcome our new avian overlords.
    Ehhh, I dunno if I'll stick around. We'll see.

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    Geez I can't think of one good reason why I'm better than a duck.
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    Went toe to toe with a duck once....I lost...

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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    I don't know, that bird flu was pretty wicked.

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    I can eat a duck and I am awesome.
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    I can read, write, hold a conversation and overall, I'm just a lot smarter than a duck.
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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    Quote Originally Posted by Manhattan_Project_2000 View Post
    We are all inferior to ducks. It's only a matter of time until they take their rightful place. I for one welcome our new avian overlords.
    Indeed. Consider how birds are portrayed in media, and then consider how humans are portrayed:



    This has clearly been part of some sort of cultural grooming process, in order to make us more susceptible to the idea of fowl-kind being vastly superior to men. And who knows, maybe they are?

    If you try to recite Hamlet in 1 second, does it not sound a lot like a quack or a chirp? This would indicate bird language is vastly superior to our mindless grunting.

    It is also likely that they occupy the fourth dimension. The bird shape is merely the shape in which they intersect with our inferior 3d space. They look upon us the way we look upon ants, forever mindlessly trapped in their workaday world, following scent trails and dragging pine needles.

    We should thank them for not kicking over the anthill that is our paltry society. And feed them bread, and embrace them as they descend to claim their place as rulers of the third dimension.
    D:

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    You are now aware that Eris is secretly five ducks in a man suit. They spent years gaining trust of you mea-I mean us meat sacks simply to start this thread, discover their flaws and improve their defenses.
    This is a Sig. It's horribly out of date.

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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    I'm better than a duck due to the following reasons:

    I live within a home that keeps me sheltered from the more extreme elements of the weather
    I have higher brain functions other than eat, sleep, defend territory and mate
    I can defend myself against larger enemies better than a duck due to the ability to use a weapon
    I can use a hospital to make myself better or phone a doctor and tell them whats wrong with me
    I can survive longer underwater due to the ability to use oxygen tanks
    I can travel greater distances faster thanks to motorised vehicles

    want me to continue?

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    Just going to leave this here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aether View Post
    I'm better than a duck due to the following reasons:

    I live within a home that keeps me sheltered from the more extreme elements of the weather
    Ducks have a built in home made of feathers. They're built to resist weather.

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    I have higher brain functions other than eat, sleep, defend territory and mate
    Ducks are so smart, they make people feed them bits of bread. Have you ever been fed bread by a duck? Who's the genius now?

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    I can defend myself against larger enemies better than a duck due to the ability to use a weapon
    Ducks can fly.

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    I can use a hospital to make myself better or phone a doctor and tell them whats wrong with me
    There are so many ducks, they don't need healing. They just build more of themselves.

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    I can survive longer underwater due to the ability to use oxygen tanks
    Ducks can survive under water without oxygen tanks.

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    I can travel greater distances faster thanks to motorised vehicles
    Ducks migrate half way around the world. Twice a year. Without a vehicle.

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    want me to continue?
    No, you're just furthering the anatidaephobic agenda.
    D:

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    curses let me try again when I can be bothered to post

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    Ducks don't know what we are typing and I do.
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    Default Re: You vs. A Duck

    Quote Originally Posted by aether View Post
    curses let me try again when I can be bothered to post
    Good. Yield to the ducks' resistance suppression field. Soon you will be completely okay with the notion of ducks being superior, mindless and placid, as we all should be.

    Quote Originally Posted by Xey Oiz View Post
    Ducks don't know what we are typing and I do.
    Are you certain? Can you prove that ducks aren't posting on the internet? I mean, actually prove it?

    If you google the term "duck", you get 142 000 000 hits.
    If you google the term "not duck", you get 700 000 hits.

    Clearly, there are more ducks than not ducks on the internet.
    Last edited by Eris; 04-27-2011 at 04:00 PM.
    D:

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