Post Game: Cannibalism of AF

**The Rebel** · 03-17-2011 03:47 PM

Thank you all for tuning in. Seems after many years of there being NO cannibalism on AF, we have decided to have an outbreak of it. Sadly the news reports disasters and economic collapse across the world. Even here on AF, the economy has tanked, we are suffering food shortage due to earthquakes, flooding, and plain and simple poor gardening.
Many of you ask, "What does this have to do with me?" The answer is simple, food is gone and now you must subdue, prepare, and EAT the previous poster in this thread.
Seeing as how I'm the FIRST poster, I must settle for cannibalizing dear, dear Eris for giving me permission to start this in the hopes of replacing one of the currently running games. Oh, and you may choose to just join others in the "fine" dining of other members, lol.
And so, I shall start now.
I club Eris with a rubber malet, then toss into a fairly large pot. I throw in some veggies, and simmer. Stirring ocassionally, we have a tasty Eris stew. Bon appetit!

**Teru Murasame** · 03-17-2011 03:51 PM

*Sticks Rebel with my special, eco-friendly knockout dart* Yum Yum!!! *Tosses Rebel on the grill, marinaded with some Worcestershire sauce* I like my Rebels well-done ;D

**miniPhil** · 03-17-2011 03:51 PM

I'm pretty drunk right now so can I just tie you up and leave you for later. I'll make you into a stew or something, ok Teru?

**Meteorkeeper** · 03-17-2011 03:54 PM

^I will go zombie stile and eat you raw with a side of dipping sauce.

**Teru Murasame** · 03-17-2011 03:56 PM

^ Too late miniPhil. Meteourkeeper just devoured you...

I heard that Meteourkeepers were delicious... *knocks Meteourkeeper out cold with the stock of my rifle and throws him into a gigantic brick oven*

**The Rebel** · 03-17-2011 03:57 PM

Oh, my, I got ninja'd, lol.
Well then I shall join Teru in the fine dining he has started. I have plenty of sauces left over from before, lol. What should we use to bast him with? BBQ or maybe a honey glaze?

**Teru Murasame** · 03-17-2011 03:59 PM

Would you care for some Horseradish? XD

**The Rebel** · 03-17-2011 04:01 PM

HORSERADISH again! No, no thank you. I'll settle for a nice lemon sauce though.

**Kaitou+** · 03-17-2011 04:01 PM

How am I going to fry you guys? Oh, I know...*uses flamethrower*

**Meteorkeeper** · 03-17-2011 04:02 PM

I got the carets lol.

**Teru Murasame** · 03-17-2011 04:03 PM

On contrary...

*DOUBLE KILL*

Marksmanship FTW...

*Drags them Hunter-style to cook up some nice shishkabobs*

**The Rebel** · 03-17-2011 04:05 PM

*sharpens knives for the shishkabobs* Mmm mm. Boy they look tasty! I already got the fire going.

**Token Black Guy** · 03-17-2011 04:14 PM

Yo i got da bar-b-q sauce and the greens son. *Whips out a grill with a knife in my hand* Yo man i want some chinese spare ribs sucka! Where da food at son! *Pulls out a shotgun* Yo man we roastin fools tonight son!

**-GAZKUL-** · 03-17-2011 04:20 PM

covered in sour cream and mixed with chillis and beef to be poured over Nachos mmmmmmmmmmm..........

**Eris** · 03-17-2011 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by The Rebel

Thank you all for tuning in. Seems after many years of there being NO cannibalism on AF, we have decided to have an outbreak of it. Sadly the news reports disasters and economic collapse across the world. Even here on AF, the economy has tanked, we are suffering food shortage due to earthquakes, flooding, and plain and simple poor gardening.
Many of you ask, "What does this have to do with me?" The answer is simple, food is gone and now you must subdue, prepare, and EAT the previous poster in this thread.
Seeing as how I'm the FIRST poster, I must settle for cannibalizing dear, dear Eris for giving me permission to start this in the hopes of replacing one of the currently running games. Oh, and you may choose to just join others in the "fine" dining of other members, lol.
And so, I shall start now.
I club Eris with a rubber malet, then toss into a fairly large pot. I throw in some veggies, and simmer. Stirring ocassionally, we have a tasty Eris stew. Bon appetit!

Insert chestburster scene.

**The Rebel** · 03-17-2011 05:03 PM

Mmmm, Eris leftovers. Yummy! Take what's left of Eris and make a nice spicy flambe.

**Token Black Guy** · 03-17-2011 05:13 PM

ERIS LEFTOVAS!!! Gimme some of dat son! *Takes some of the leftovers* Yeah i'mma saute dis up with some onions and peppers like benihana yo! *cookas the leftovers* And put da bar-b-q sause on e therr doe. That's how u do it. G Garvin ain't got nuttin on me! *Starts eating*

**Meteorkeeper** · 03-17-2011 05:13 PM

And once I am done adding you to the flambé my dinner will be complete.

**Token Black Guy** · 03-17-2011 05:15 PM

Naw back up off me son! *pulls out the shotgun* What u wanna do son?! Fall back dawg!

**The Rebel** · 03-17-2011 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by Shingo 22

ERIS LEFTOVAS!!! Gimme some of dat son! *Takes some of the leftovers* Yeah i'mma saute dis up with some onions and peppers like benihana yo! *cookas the leftovers* And put da bar-b-q sause on e therr doe. That's how u do it. G Garvin ain't got nuttin on me! *Starts eating*

Hey, let me try some that. Smells pretty darn good. *takes a small bite* DANG! That is some tasty fixins there. Load me up! *Walks off with TWO servings"

**Aleyna** · 03-17-2011 07:24 PM

runs up behind the rebel and alligatar chomps his neck*~RAWR!*~then starts nibbling and blood sucking chunks out of his neck....hmmmm DERICIOUS! ^_^

**Eris** · 03-17-2011 07:28 PM

Feeding above posters into a wood chipper, fertilizing field with resulting red paste, planting potatoes, waiting, picking potatoes, chopping up into strips, frying. Mmm... human fries.

**Light Buster** · 03-17-2011 07:48 PM

^ I get a flamethrower and burn up Eris until crispy enough for me to eat. I then eat Eris all up and grab even more weapons to protect myself.

**The Rebel** · 03-17-2011 08:22 PM

OH man, we need some bread to go with the Eris stew. *grabs LightBuster and dismembers him, grinds him up, and bakes a lovely LightBuster bread* Mmm, now we got some bread, LOL. he made 4 loafs!

**Light Buster** · 03-17-2011 09:14 PM

^ I respawn and dismember The Rebel's limbs as well as his head with a machete. I then bake them into fresh steak for me to eat. I also place some sentries around myself.