Wishes with a twist!

[Bulf]

So here's the deal. You for some completely awesome reason get 10 wishes that you HAVE to use within the span of a year and they'll come true instantly. With each wish your life gets progressively worse, however after your last wish your life continues on normally but the effects of whatever you wished stays. Your wishes can't affect you directly, you can't with for more wishes, you can't wish your wishes away, or for the bad luck to go away. Oh, wishing death on anyone makes your luck twice as bad each time from there on (think powers of two). So what would your 10 wishes be?

I realize that asking for 10 opinions per person is asking a lot from AF, so you can do less if you want.

[Lily Rock]

A colt 1911 to blast my head off.
Wish I was 18 so I could buy one. ;_;