Stupid, funny, and/or plain embarrassing things ;P

[MirrorToTheMoon]

Inspired by .Baka's 'Stoopid' thread.

So, what are some funny/stupid/plain embarrassing things.. that you've witnessed?

For me, it was probably when my mother and I were eating noodles in a shop for lunch, and there was a couple arguing behind us. Then all of a sudden, the girl of the couple just stood up and yelled, "That's it! I'm breaking up with you!" and stormed out the door leaving her food behind. The guy went "Wait! Ah, f*** you, woman!", whacked the table, and fumed for about 10 minutes.. then he did what seemed like calling a friend to sit with him at the restaurant. I almost choked in my food trying not to laugh.. while my mother was just like "My god. What a noisy couple." under her breath in Chinese.

Yeah, maybe it was a bit cruel of me to want to laugh, but well, it was pretty damn funny if you were actually there and witnessed it.

[Furore]

Ok, so I'm working as security on my favourite site, hear a bunch of drunks carrying on, go over to see what the go is, find a dude whose forehead is pissing blood like you wouldn't believe and after I hand the guy a bandage from my first aid kit, I got the story out of his mates. Apparently they'd been drinking all night and had been crushing their cans on their foreheads. Bloody forehead guy had tried the same thing only he hadn't been drinking out of a can, no, he'd been drinking out of a glass bottle. Idiot glassed himself.

[miniPhil]

Were playing football and a friend makes a God tier save. This save is so good that everyone applauded. Quite pleased with himself he proclaims that he is the best keeper ever and bounces the ball. It comes back up and hits him in the face breaking his glasses.

[Lily Rock]

My friend has broken his right arm, and it started to hurt, so he took two painkillers...
I called him cause he's always coming over to play SC2 or something, but this time, he was high as hell.
Tried to take a long metal pole under his arm and his foot on my old bed and walk like that.

[blueangel06661]

I went to pick a few things up at Walmart one day. I had both hands full with bags and there was this buggy blocking the parking spot in front of mine so I couldn't just pull on through rather than backing out of the spot. So I decided to just walk up and kick it so it would roll out of the way rather than pushing it to a better location.

Needless to say I kicked the part that flips up when you stack the buggies together and my foot got caught while the buggy rolled forward and I did a full on split in the parking lot with one leg in the buggy and one knee on the ground sorta and my things all over the place.. It hurt so bad I quickly got up and left. I was embarrassed to go to Walmart for a while :/