Humour Quotes! XD

[Nesh]

So I just wanted to share some laughter with everyone, hope you do to! Post some funny quotes,they can be yours or from somebody else....The point is that they have to be really halerious, and understandible. Read them and enjoy

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For example:

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.