Post Game: Good/bad luck

[Eris]

In this game, each poster decides what happens next!
The first poster makes up something good, and the next poster makes something bad from it, and next makes something good of it... etc etc.

Example!

Poster 1: Bad luck, a piano fell down on you!
Poster 2: Good luck, you had an umbrella to block the piano!
Poster 3: Bad luck, there was a hole in the umbrella so the piano fell through it and you woke up after 50 years in a coma!
Poster 4: Good luck, your wife left a big will.
Poster 5: Bad luck, thiefs steal your will!
Poster 6: Good luck, you gain spiderman powers to get your will back!

Previous game was older than the stars, so I'm changing to this --^

[Nanobyte]

Yay!

I'll start!

Good luck, you find a treasure in your backyard!

[.:neuko:.]

Bad luck... you snap your (cheap) spade midway through digging it up!

[Nanobyte]

Good luck, you happen to find a bulldozer.

[Shini]

Bad luck, the bulldozer belongs to me. GIMME MAH BULLDOZA.

[Nanobyte]

Good luck, a piano happens to fall right on Shinini's head and you can use the bulldozer!

[Meenah]

Bad luck if you woke up with herpes.

[Nanobyte]

Good luck, Sheng-li doesn't get how the game works, so we didn't get herpes. :3

[Shini]

Good luck, I just lol'd because of Sheng-Li, so I give Amber one of my bulldozers, too.

...Because I own a lot of bulldozers, apparently.

Oh and the wording may have been off, but Sheng-Li was on the right track. Herpes = horrible luck.

[Nanobyte]

Bad luck, the bulldozer crashes into a meteor crater because we already had good luck.

[Shini]

Good luck... The bulldozer crashed into a meteor crater... So no one noticed and thus the town was saved?

[Nanobyte]

Bad luck, the treasure was crushed!

[Shini]

Good luck, it was Ambu's treasure, so everyone else is still happy. xP

[Nanobyte]

Bad luck, I was gonna share it!

[Shini]

Good luck, no one besides you plays guitar, so it's no biggie. xP

[Nanobyte]

Bad luck, I could have given a swag concert!

[Shini]

Good luck, the rest of the village doesn't wanna hear your whining so they give you a brand new guitar. And they schedule a concert for you!

...At the edge of town. At 3 in the morning.

[Nanobyte]

Bad luck, I'm out of picks!

[Shini]

Good luck, traveling salesman is carrying picks!

[Nanobyte]

Bad luck, out of monies.... :l

[Shini]

Good luck, I take my imaginary banhammer from Banned and smash the salesman on the head with it, who drops to the ground. Yay free picks.

[Nanobyte]

Bad luck, those appear to be toothpicks.

[Rei]

Good luck, the guitar you have just happens to be played with toothpicks.

[Nanobyte]

Bad luck, the toothpicks break everytime you strum!

[Rei]

Good luck, there just happens to be an endless supply of them in the suitcase.