Inspired by this thread.
Would monkeys fighting with cigarette lighters in a wooden clubhouse be awesome?
Would it be more or less awesome if they were wielding the lighters as weapons or if they were actually fighting sentient, animate lighters? Would only one scenario or the other be awesome?
Would it be more awesome still if the clubhouse had a (stocked) wet bar? If the monkeys made use of said wet bar?
Is "Pyrotechnic Monkey FIGHT!" a really good name for anything besides this thread?
Please feel free to add ideas, or to make this a full blown narrative. Maybe a touching story about one monkey's rise to bloody, singeing glory.