Pick up lines!!!!
Me and my friends sometimes sit on our couch and think of pick up lines.
example: "I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."
Post a couple "pick up lines" funny, bad, stupid as all get out, idc
i lost my number.. can i have yours?;)
#1 PICK UP LINE!: how much?
This is sorta corny:
Girl: "What are you going to be for Halloween??"
Me: "Your boyfriend!!"
Other than that, I'm the shy, silent type, I guess.
Originally Posted by Miss Chii Motosuwa
ummmm.... thats 100% not a pick up line at all... that like...
Mine always works. You! ME! DINNER! 8 O'CLOCK! NOW!
wow my first time quoting anywho... srry its corny but its actually a funny topic ^^
Originally Posted by Miss Chii Motosuwa
Well, I'm sorry, that's the only thing I know, and I guess that I'm too lazy to go and look some up. It's something my 9th grade english teacher taught me, so yeah.
Originally Posted by sataned
Well, I hope these are decent ones atleast:
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy!"
"You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya!"
"You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying!"
w.o.w. Uhm, I think those were... well... yeah. huh.
Don't need any pick up lines, just hold a gun on them.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Ah me and my friends used to this a while bunch. I'll say the ones that I can remember... Plus I'm addicted to Burning Monkey Solitaire, which has a game called "52 Card Pick Up" and everytime you click a card to pick it up, the monkey audience says a pick up line at you! =P It's very entertaining! (I know some really dirty ones, but I'll try to keep it PG13! Lol! xP)
If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night?
You're like coffee because you grind so fine!
Do you have a map because I got lost in your eyes.
(Those are the cheesy ones that I can think of)
Then there's of course the pirate pick up lines from the Talk Like A Pirate site! xD And me, being a pirate, totally adore them! =D
Wanna shiver me timbers?
Prepare to be boarded!!!
Wanna know why me Roger's so jolly?
Okies, I'm out, I can't think of anymore offhand, which is strange because I know tons of them!
Hey kitty, can I be your Whiskas? XD
I have spent the last ten minutes thinking up one that wouldn't get deleted and failing miserably, so naturally it sucks:
"Pickup lines are for suckers, what are you doing tomorrow night?"
I've never used pick up lines, I don't think. I'm straight up about it and I ask them what I need to. It usually works :)
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Hi. Are you legal?
I'm an organ donor, need anything?
HAHAHA i like urs and that other guys but urs the most lol
Originally Posted by Dogmat
Ha I was actually thinking of making a thread just like this(thank God for search)
"How 'bout you and me play carpenter? We both get hammered then you get nailed"
"Hey mind helping a foreigner out? I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers"
This is what happens when a bunch of us get together and have nothing to do xp
I'd post some more but.... well I'd rather not dirty up the thread
"Will you sleep with me? Pretty Pretty Please?"
i once got a pickup line that creeped me out on first date
after two dates and 1 time sex i love you even more
he did so not get a second date.
Hey baby whats your sign (extremely corny)
Are you cold or are you just happy to see me.
wanna play doctor, i can make you feel better
i think i have to cuff you because you just stole my heart
Originally Posted by Khanxay
1. Uselessness as a consequence of having no practical result.
2. Resisting the Borg.
3. Attempting to out-lol xkcd.
4. Putting the toothpaste back into the tube.
Hey I found five cents!
That's when I pick up five cents from the ground.
This thread is funny. :D
If you were money and my girlfriend, then I would be a billionaire! :D