8U Abortion, run away! I mean divorce!
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8U Abortion, run away! I mean divorce!
Derp. See how delusional you are, @SuXrys ? It's okay, we will always love you.
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(thinking romantic thoughts and are ignoring your gibberish)
*dances to the song while planning "things"* :ninja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b07Xw...eature=related
I killed, Mufasa!
Andddddd pop goes the weasel.
Atlast.... we meet again..
I have been watching you from the shadows...
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...mjfQnsGjoTUNiw
Not the shadows! *pulls a big FREAKING gun out and fires* THERE! I killed the shadows, now where you going to hide?
YEAH! You better run my pretties!
http://www.funnypictures.net.au/imag...-with-gun1.jpg
lol Scaring away flies with the mouse cursor is fun
Headshot, BOOM!
I suddenly have the urge to dress up and go out for a refreshing night stroll.
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Oh Cloud, you so fabulous~!
Watch out for great big black scribbly towers. They like to eat people.
I'm bored. So let's play something.
http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/...tzi2dtj5kk.jpg
Master Kitteh! xD
The Dog's Diaryhttp://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/humor...s/happydog.gif 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...YUUo7MFhXZyj-A
The Cat's DiaryDay 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...PClzW1GyLHXHpwhttp://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...k4QDA7D0JS7LzwThere was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
This is..so sad. Why?! Anyway edited 'The Cat's Diary."
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BAH THE CHICKENS ARE DROWNING!!!!!!!! again
No wonder when you trained the chickens to think they are ducks.
"So I woke up in bed with my wife and saw a nekkid man wearing a leather coat eating a fudge-cicle. It was then I realized I couldn't live there anymore."
mmm <3 chocolate
Everybody wanna Chocolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9uO_qn7804
*enter SpongeBob Joke Here*
When someone starts to look and smell like the pokemon Muk: then it's really time for them to take a shower!
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upl...Spr_4d_089.png
:l I don't like showers much.. maybe lots and lots of deodorant and dry shampoo 8U