:U Harry Potter is a rapist.
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:U Harry Potter is a rapist.
What is Satan's last name?
Strawberry Fields Forever
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Eek! A human!
How does that feel?
XD
:'P I'm the boss here!
Give me Meat!!!!!!!!
Make a contract with me. (◕‿‿◕)
Gilbert sounds like a cat's name.
Sing like no one can hear you.
Dance like no ones watching.
Friend: "DUDE! There's a freakin body in the trunk of your car?"
Me: "Yeah? So what?"
Friend: "It's not dead!"
Me: "So what? Do ALL the bodies in my car trunk have to be DEAD?"
Dance to the music.
:3
Someone or something stole my socks last night! o.o
*strolls in playing with a pair of brand new sock puppets*
Me: Hey @Avi-chan ;! What do you think of my new sock puppets?
Avi-chan: Are those the socks that were stolen from me?
Me: Hmm, don't think so, why?
Avi-chan: Cause, I just said someone stole my socks. Where did you get THOSE socks?
Me: I found them laying around.
Avi-chan: Where at?
Me: Oh, in your room. But since you weren't wearing them RIGHT then, I figured you wouldn't mind.
lawl nice :3
Do they bury people with their braces on?
La la la love.
@Elphaba ate my ice cream :3
Nom Nom Nom
Yum XD
Now I'll eat you x3
Nuuuuuuu!
XD
Dreams are a manifestation of our desires. That's what Freud & them said.
Green, black and blue make the colours in the sky.
Don't you go encouraging him! D<