im 14 i already shave i have hairy pitts and wear the same stuff for ages i love porn as well oh yeeeeee
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im 14 i already shave i have hairy pitts and wear the same stuff for ages i love porn as well oh yeeeeee
I ride bid loud Motorcycles while at the same time lifting weights and and getting free fighting lessons from chuck norris O and on top of that my blood is technically 100% alcohol
I win
I am so manly that I don't need a reason to be manly.
Whenever I'm in my car I make racing noises.
I am more manlier than a manly man that just came out of, and passed, a manly university course made for the manliest men that recieved a distinction grade for being the manliest man on the whole educational level of manliness.
When the CIA attempted to assassinate me with a squadron of ninjas, their shurikens bounced off my rock hard pecs, and their katanas shattered against my mighty biceps. Left with no way of committing seppuku, they spontaneously combusted from my manly odor.
I'm so manly I infect the influenza virus, there is no cure for my manliness
Excuse me young Bulbasaur? What is that image supposed to imply? No, nevermind, I already know what it's supposed to imply. That gay men can't be manly. It may or may not interest you to know, but not all homosexual men are flamboyant and/or "feminine". Although I am a self proclaimed (and often disproved) butch, you would hardly know it from looking at a photo of me with my hair down. I'm young, thin, blonde, and pretty. I don't wear makeup, but I do wear tight jeans. I am neither manly nor feminine. Why shouldn't the same be for many homosexual men? Neither of those men look like drag queens or anything near that. You fail.
Try sleeping on one hour, that's even better.
Why? Because coffee's worth it. <33
I'm so mainly that every post in every theard is just me on an alternate account.
I'm so manly, an anti-Bleach fangirl limerick is in my sig.
I'm so manly that I finished off 35-50 assignments per day without sleep for a week. Believe it or not, it's because I have interscholastic exams. I even go to cram schools. 4-5 ftw.
I am so manly I focus on the girls Female parts in pussycat dolls music videos and victorias secret fashion show. In my underwear.
Indeed I AM a girl.
I'm so manly I'm completely oblivious to any and all compliments or signs of affection, but can pick up even the slightest hint of provocation from the most benign of statements.
I'm so manly that I communicate entirely with grunts and simple gestures.
I can light matches with my five o'clock shadow.
I'm so manly when it's five o' clock it becomes six o' clock.
(That sounded cooler on an RPG, because I was a wizard)
I spit on my dishes, therefore I'm all man.Quote:
Real men don't do dishes
I'm so manly, I make the boyfriend do the dishes.
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