US Air Force Confirms Existence of "Brony" Squadron
Source 1: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/foru...Brony-Squadron
Source 2: https://medium.com/war-is-boring/1ce5ba1c074b
Source 3: http://174.121.0.222/~usmilit/galler...m=31&pid=15620
I'm literally out of witty comments to post about this because its so awesome, so here's some quotes from the story:
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Earlier this month,
word hit the Internet that an Air Force unit training to fly America’s
most advanced military aircraft are wearing a patch inspired by the television show
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Now the Air Force has confirmed it: bronies are flying jets.
“We train world-class pilots who will go on to defend our great nation,” 1st Lt. Tom Barger, a public affairs officer at Vance Air Force Base in Oklahoma, tells War is Boring. “Fostering camaraderie, morale and unity on a regular basis and through small means — like a tastefully humorous patch — enhances our ability to complete the mission when working as a team is essential.”
The pink and purple patch — first spotted by
My Little Pony fan site
Equestria Daily — and worn by 24 flight students from Joint Undergraduate Specialized Pilot Class 14-05, references the cable cartoon show about a team of magical ponies. Although criticized by some as a cynical bid to get children to purchase plastic pony products (it’s a reboot from the 1980s), the show — which airs weekday afternoons on the Hub Network — became a cult phenomenon that’s now spread to the armed forces.
http://174.121.0.222/~usmilit/galler...Class14-05.jpg
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On a related note, AF Chief of Staff General Schwartz has decided to nuke Vance AFB.
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can't hurt. waiting for the transcripts from missions: "peach blossom 1 this is honey suckle 7, confirm
hit on the breezy in sector Flutter Valley"
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Actually it's not even an actual squadron, just a class flight within the squadron. Though I'd hate to be on the receiving end of a brony package from them.
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They will love and tolerate the haters by blowing them up with their F-super cool Rainbow Dash fighter plane.
Holla.
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CapnJack
LOL I could actually see a lot of Masters, Seniors, and Chiefs that I know in the Air Force do that.
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Battlefield Bad Company 3: My Little Pony edition. Coming to X1 and Ps4 in 2014.
Now it has to happen.
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Where's a war when you need one?
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I fear for my brother. Though luckily he just loads the planes with the tools needed to rain fire. And twists a few nuts and bolts here and there.
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Well it's just a silly class flight, but knowing some of those guys. I know they'd outvote Bronyism in favor of Dr. Strangelove references.
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Ugh, pegasi faggots! Us unicorns will show you!
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while I didn't get the hype out of the show(It was only ok), I'm slightly happy to hear this.
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I guess this brings a whole new credence to the identity of the "chair" force.
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what? do they wair poney suits and have there jets painted as poneys? RUN ITS FLUTTER SHY