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does geting out a cigirit make the bus come befor you light it
if your waiting for the bus and your a smoker and you get out a cig and surprise surprise your bus comes your bus befor it comes. is it that your about to relax and the bus wants you to waite for the puff of your cig
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Originally Posted by
darkrider21
if your waiting for the bus and your a smoker and you get out a cig and surprise surprise your bus comes your bus befor it comes. is it that your about to relax and the bus wants you to waite for the puff of your cig
..? Damn bus!
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Yes. The minor inconveniences of life are planned out by disgruntled bus drivers. They aren't happy and misery loves company.
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Wio
Yes. The minor inconveniences of life are planned out by disgruntled bus drivers. They aren't happy and misery loves company.
And campefire smoke really changes direction upon saying the secret word 3 times in a row.
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Yes, It's true Dark.
Whenever you light a cigg there's a tobacco fairy who summons the bus right away.
It's how the Native Americans got around. In all honesty it's a genius method of transportation. It's like when you want a cab to stop, you whistle, or even throw a shoe at their car. P.S. this trick only works 10 times in a lifetime, so make sure you hang out with as many smokers as possible at the bus stop.
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Totally, cigarettes are magical.
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Zainox
Totally, cigarettes are magical.
It's all magic, perfected by the Native Americans.
Did you know: During The Great Sioux War of 1876 Chief Sitting Bull and his followers actually smoked ciggs to summon bus's to attack George Armstrong Custer and his men during The Battle of Little Bighorn?
The more you know!
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This explains why buses are always very late for me.
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I wouldn't know I don't smoke. Maybe they are magical when they summon a bus.
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Oh yeah, definitely. I do that all the time when I don't want to be late for classes.
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Does one have to smoke a cigaret to make the bus appear? Because that doesn't sound logical at all,
if you were to smoke something different... that might be another story.
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How about when your alone in the house and you don't want to hit the bathroom in case the house phone rings, then when you think about how paranoid you are being you go and sure enough you have to listen to a missed call ring and ring while sitting on the toilet?
I can't say much for the bus thing because: 1. I don't smoke 2. I check my bus schedules closely and 3. How would lighting up when the bus is late be any more convenient than when it does show and is about to leave?
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Do different brands summon different buses?
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Zainox
Do different brands summon different buses?
Yeah. It's really inconvenient. Sometimes I buy a different brand and voila, a different bus shows up and doesn't take me where I need to go.
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KateS
Yeah. It's really inconvenient. Sometimes I buy a different brand and voila, a different bus shows up and doesn't take me where I need to go.
Damn! Gotta hate that!
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darkrider21
if your waiting for the bus and your a smoker and you get out a cig and surprise surprise your bus comes your bus befor it comes. is it that your about to relax and the bus wants you to waite for the puff of your cig
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Well technically, couldn't you just finish that one of then pull out another so another bus comes then?
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I do know that soon after you light a cigarette, people around you seem to vanish (I particularly run!). It could be useful in a situation where you have multiple annoying people surrounding you, people on the phone for example or people having contentious discussions.
Aside of coincidental bus arrivals and repelling annoying people, what else could you do?
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Smoke weed.
these newsfags lately.
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It rarely happens to right at the beginning, its always a quarter to half way down my cig.
Burn and die and burn again in eternal hellfire you dastardly cowards that always show up in the during my *le smoke!
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Lighting a cigarette is an arcane summoning ritual for the bus demon, which is compelled to act like an ordinary bus and drive you to your destination.
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Zainox
Well technically, couldn't you just finish that one of then pull out another so another bus comes then?
No! What do you think I am, rich? I can't afford all those cigarettes.
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KateS
No! What do you think I am, rich? I can't afford all those cigarettes.
Hah! Peasant!
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Eris
Hah! Peasant!
Well, that hurt.
You shall see. Someday, I will be laughing at YOU! Muahahaha. And you will beg ME for a cigarette (if you don't smoke already, you'll start smoking just for the sole purpose of this prophecy).
