i am going to have marriage... are you?
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i am going to have marriage... are you?
No. Marriage is so 19th century. I can perform marriage ceremonies though, being an ordained minister in The Church of the SubGenius and ULC.
No thanks, I'll have some of that later.
Only if it comes with a side of polygamy.
I only have marriage after dinner. Don't want to spoil my appetite.
Hmmm....No thank you, I am enjoying single right now. Maybe later I'll have some marriage. :rolleyes:
One day, when I meet the person I want to spend the rest of my life with, then maybe. But you know...if I love her, and we have children, I shouldn't need a contract that says I have to stay around. If I love the woman, and father the child, does it matter if I'm a "husband" or not? Most likely, yes, though, I will be married. Preferably not in a church.
I'm wary of it though, because this contract can wind up ruining your life. Divorce, anyone? Why should I lose my house and car, when they were most likely mine before the marriage happened?
I don't believe in marriage. It's a stupid ritual that my boyfriend and I have chosen to abandon. We plan to be together until our lives end, but no such ridiculous ceremony needs to be had.
I'm getting married in October. It's the most single stressful thing in my life. All this planning, all of this family meets, parties, etc. But it's the happiest thing in my life too.
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...0-marriage.jpg
Does this answer your question, OP?
Screw marriage, I'm getting a civil union with my [noun].
Yeah, fill in the blank yourself, too busy slapping around the procrastination demon to play Evil Genius.
Yep, indeed, I am. I'm fully aware of what getting married can do as far as taxes and other things.
It shall never happen though. My mind is quite made up. It isn't something I decided on a whim. I've given it a long, hard thought. Marriage does not appeal to me in any way.
I guess I'll do it eventually ... not anytime soon though.
Is Jill Bird's first language not English?
Maybe with a side of pork.